Hi all…Thanksgiving here for I’m With Stupid. Yeah…That’s right, I’m Thanksgiving.
An actual entity called Thanksgiving, talking to you from the pages of I‘m With Stupid. Well, not an actual entity…perhaps more of a spiritual entity. And sadly…
Be I spiritual, or corporeal, an entity that has now grown old and hackneyed in the eyes, minds, and souls of many Americans.
I used to matter. Yep, it’s true.
Hell, for nearly 150 years I was a big deal. Ever since Lincoln called for a national day of Thanksgiving, families across America would once a year, gather ‘round their tables, break bread, repair old friendships, and once in awhile, begin new ones.
It was a day that the entire nation took a deep breath, reflected on its heritage, and showed appreciation for those who through immigration, religious persecution, or just plain luck, ultimately allowed those of us here today, to enjoy the fruits of this nation.
And now?
I Thanksgiving, have become but an oxymoron in that I am both an afterthought and noted precursor to the commercial hegemony that is Christmas.
I deserve more than that.
Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on the courage of those who offered America her chance at greatness when they landed on Plymouth Rock and elsewhere, in hopes of building a brighter future in the face of hunger, sickness, and more than a few pissed off Indians.
And…while it’s true that July 4, 1776 marks the birth of this great nation and we celebrate it magnanimously, the stubborn and fertile seed that was planted in order to make that happen, was sown when the brave and oppressed from Europe landed here some 150 years prior to that.
And on Thanksgivings prior, we as a nation, as neighborhoods, and as families, would celebrate the struggles of the Pilgrims and the arduous task of colonizing this country.
We would give thanks to those gone before us and more importantly to those with us, because just as the Pilgrims had to rely upon each other, we would recognize the fact that we rely upon our families and friends as well.
And then, just somewhat recently…the national camaraderie muted, the familial bonds loosened, and the hour glass speed at which we celebrated Thanksgiving and each other, turned into the break neck pace of a stopwatch counting down to the Christmas season.
I today, am but a shell of my former self. I get six hours tops.
People eat at one or so, make small talk, exchange Christmas wish lists, and then, after a post-tryptophan nap, hit the stores for Black Friday sales, in the name of celebrating Jesus, the Maccabees, and whomever or whatever.
I today, in this world of 24/7 Cable News, big box store sales, and instant messaging, have become an anachronism…nothing more than a Norman Rockwell painting that embodies the “quaint” times which define, Americana.
I’m saddened but have a word or two of hope for you on the day which honors me…
For those of you who are taking the time to celebrate Thanksgiving with friends and family, God bless you, and may you delight in the warmth of good food, good wine, and good company for hours upon end.
For those of you who look at me but nothing more than a prologue to Christmas, God bless you as well and I hope you soon rediscover what Cicero said many centuries ago:
“A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues.”
Sincerely,
Thanksgiving
All questions and comments to Thanksgiving can be routed to Matt-Man @:
neshobadude@yahoo.com
http://twitter.com/#!/MattManIWS
An actual entity called Thanksgiving, talking to you from the pages of I‘m With Stupid. Well, not an actual entity…perhaps more of a spiritual entity. And sadly…
Be I spiritual, or corporeal, an entity that has now grown old and hackneyed in the eyes, minds, and souls of many Americans.
I used to matter. Yep, it’s true.
Hell, for nearly 150 years I was a big deal. Ever since Lincoln called for a national day of Thanksgiving, families across America would once a year, gather ‘round their tables, break bread, repair old friendships, and once in awhile, begin new ones.
It was a day that the entire nation took a deep breath, reflected on its heritage, and showed appreciation for those who through immigration, religious persecution, or just plain luck, ultimately allowed those of us here today, to enjoy the fruits of this nation.
And now?
I Thanksgiving, have become but an oxymoron in that I am both an afterthought and noted precursor to the commercial hegemony that is Christmas.
I deserve more than that.
Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on the courage of those who offered America her chance at greatness when they landed on Plymouth Rock and elsewhere, in hopes of building a brighter future in the face of hunger, sickness, and more than a few pissed off Indians.
And…while it’s true that July 4, 1776 marks the birth of this great nation and we celebrate it magnanimously, the stubborn and fertile seed that was planted in order to make that happen, was sown when the brave and oppressed from Europe landed here some 150 years prior to that.
And on Thanksgivings prior, we as a nation, as neighborhoods, and as families, would celebrate the struggles of the Pilgrims and the arduous task of colonizing this country.
We would give thanks to those gone before us and more importantly to those with us, because just as the Pilgrims had to rely upon each other, we would recognize the fact that we rely upon our families and friends as well.
And then, just somewhat recently…the national camaraderie muted, the familial bonds loosened, and the hour glass speed at which we celebrated Thanksgiving and each other, turned into the break neck pace of a stopwatch counting down to the Christmas season.
I today, am but a shell of my former self. I get six hours tops.
People eat at one or so, make small talk, exchange Christmas wish lists, and then, after a post-tryptophan nap, hit the stores for Black Friday sales, in the name of celebrating Jesus, the Maccabees, and whomever or whatever.
I today, in this world of 24/7 Cable News, big box store sales, and instant messaging, have become an anachronism…nothing more than a Norman Rockwell painting that embodies the “quaint” times which define, Americana.
I’m saddened but have a word or two of hope for you on the day which honors me…
For those of you who are taking the time to celebrate Thanksgiving with friends and family, God bless you, and may you delight in the warmth of good food, good wine, and good company for hours upon end.
For those of you who look at me but nothing more than a prologue to Christmas, God bless you as well and I hope you soon rediscover what Cicero said many centuries ago:
“A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues.”
Sincerely,
Thanksgiving
All questions and comments to Thanksgiving can be routed to Matt-Man @:
neshobadude@yahoo.com
http://twitter.com/#!/MattManIWS
11 comments:
I thought they invented Thanksgiving so we could have NFL on Thursday. I guess I was totally wrong on that one.
Jay
Jay: For years, the Detroit Lions were thankful for T-Day football because it was the only time they were nationally televised. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
'..gather ‘round their tables, break bread,..'
I've never been able to break bread. I always tears on me.
Hey Thanksgiving can you say hey to Groundhog Day for me..... she wont return my calls ever since that threesome with Flag Day.
Beautiful post Matty;) Also a sad reminder of where we as a nation are.
Mike: You've obviously never experienced experienced the shattering mayhem of a dropped pumpernickel. Cheers Mike!!
Matt-Man
Steve: I once had a three way with Yom Kippur and Ramadan. That was some violent sex there right there, boy. Cheers Steve!!
Matt-Man
Beth: Why thank ya. We'll do our part to honor T-Day by playing a rousing game of Drunken Brave and the Pilgrim's Wife tomorrow. Cheers Schmoop!!
Matt-Man
I am on a permanent strike against black Friday. This long weekend is strictly for family, friends, those in need, and great leftovers. On Friday when all those people in danger of being trampled at the mall, I will be enjoying my once a year sandwich of turkey, cranberry sauce, mayonaise with left over dressing on the side knowing that I won't have to cook a darn thing for three whole days.
Bottoms Up to all the crew and a great turkey day.
Jamie: Sounds perfect Jamie, and hope your weekend goes as planned. Happy Thanksgiving, and Cheers!!
Matt-Man
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