It’s that time of year again folks. People start thinking about winterizing the trailer house, start planning for the holidays and check out all the new shows on the fall network TV lineup. I have decided to do a very thorough review of most of the new shows.
Terra Nova: More like Terra Neva!
New Girl: Got old quick.
I Hate My Teenage Daughter: Not as much as I do.
The X Factor: I went ahead and X’d that one out.
The Playboy Club: Please revoke my membership.
Prime Suspect: The only thing I suspect is this show will get cancelled soon.
Grimm: Very, very grim.
Up All Night: Cure for insomnia.
Free Agents: Overpriced.
Whitney: Witless.
2 Broke Girls: 2 stupid 2 bother with episode 2.
Person of Interest: Lost interest about 10 minutes into the show.
A Gifted Man: Talentless.
Charlie’s Angels: Pure Hell to watch.
Pan Am: Crashed and burned.
Revenge: I will get payback for that lost hour of my life.
Last Man Standing: Everyone else fell over from boredom and went to sleep.
Suburgatory: Bland and boring.
The Secret Circle: They should have kept this secret to themselves.
Hart of Dixie: Flatlined.
H8R: L8R.
There you have it kids. A brilliant and comprehensive analysis of the new network shows. Hope you enjoy the new season!!
15 comments:
You are so damned succinct, and much more knowledgeable than Entertainment Tonight. Cheers!!
Matt-Man
So just what ARE you going to do for the next six months?
the husband saw Poppy on Letterman and has decided to watch it now.
"Margaret did you see that dress on her? Man, it's painted on? Look at those legs and her arms....she works out. I like her better as a red head than a blonde..."
And on and on. Jeez. I don't think he'll hear any dialogue for heaven's sake. Being the ever good wife I am, I told him her clothes will not be like that on the show and she will be buttoned up all cop like and dour.
Hey isn't Sophia Vergara enough once a week? What are we mere mortals to do?
I actually enjoyed Person Of Interest
Matt: I really can't believe that I haven't been hired as a correspondent for ET.
Jay
Mike: Probably the same things I've been doing for the LAST 6 months.
Jay
Margaret: I saw Poppy on Letterman last night too. And I even tweeted about her on there. That WAS a very nice dress. And, on the show she will be wearing VERY tight police clothes. And some VERY tight tank tops when she's "off duty."
Jay
Vinny: I didn't watch it. ha!
Jay
I guess you'll be reading a lot more?
thank goodness for football
I watched nothing. Thanks for letting me know I missed nothing as well.
Dianne: Yup,looks like reading, listening to podcasts and watching football. Which isn't so bad, really.
Jay
Fresh Garden: Thanks!! And Welcome!
Jay
Knight: I would watch the Knight Channel 24/7 if there was one. And there totally should be! ;-)
Jay
Although I like "New Girl", I can see Zooey's "adorkable" act wearing thin quickly unless they tone it down and allow the other characters to grow.
Malcolm: I really wanted to hate "New Girl" but I've watched the first two episodes and I actually kind of like it. Not really a big Zooey fan, but the show is kind of cute.
I can't believe I just used the word "cute."
Jay
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