Monday, September 26, 2011

Fall Network Show Reviews


It’s that time of year again folks. People start thinking about winterizing the trailer house, start planning for the holidays and check out all the new shows on the fall network TV lineup. I have decided to do a very thorough review of most of the new shows. 

Unforgettable: Totally forgot to watch. (Editor’s note: Poppy Montgomery? RAWR!)

Terra Nova: More like Terra Neva!

New Girl: Got old quick.

I Hate My Teenage Daughter: Not as much as I do.

The X Factor: I went ahead and X’d that one out.

The Playboy Club: Please revoke my membership.

Prime Suspect: The only thing I suspect is this show will get cancelled soon.

Grimm: Very, very grim.

Up All Night: Cure for insomnia.

Free Agents: Overpriced.

Whitney: Witless.

2 Broke Girls: 2 stupid 2 bother with episode 2.

Person of Interest: Lost interest about 10 minutes into the show.

A Gifted Man: Talentless.

Charlie’s Angels: Pure Hell to watch.

Pan Am: Crashed and burned.

Revenge: I will get payback for that lost hour of my life.


Last Man Standing: Everyone else fell over from boredom and went to sleep.

Suburgatory: Bland and boring.

The Secret Circle: They should have kept this secret to themselves.

Hart of Dixie: Flatlined.

H8R: L8R.

There you have it kids. A brilliant and comprehensive analysis of the new network shows. Hope you enjoy the new season!! 

16 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

You are so damned succinct, and much more knowledgeable than Entertainment Tonight. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

Mike said...

So just what ARE you going to do for the next six months?

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

the husband saw Poppy on Letterman and has decided to watch it now.
"Margaret did you see that dress on her? Man, it's painted on? Look at those legs and her arms....she works out. I like her better as a red head than a blonde..."

And on and on. Jeez. I don't think he'll hear any dialogue for heaven's sake. Being the ever good wife I am, I told him her clothes will not be like that on the show and she will be buttoned up all cop like and dour.
Hey isn't Sophia Vergara enough once a week? What are we mere mortals to do?

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I actually enjoyed Person Of Interest

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt: I really can't believe that I haven't been hired as a correspondent for ET.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Probably the same things I've been doing for the LAST 6 months.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Margaret: I saw Poppy on Letterman last night too. And I even tweeted about her on there. That WAS a very nice dress. And, on the show she will be wearing VERY tight police clothes. And some VERY tight tank tops when she's "off duty."

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Vinny: I didn't watch it. ha!

Jay

Dianne said...

I guess you'll be reading a lot more?
thank goodness for football

Fresh Garden said...

Excellent!

Knight said...

I watched nothing. Thanks for letting me know I missed nothing as well.

I'm With Stupid said...

Dianne: Yup,looks like reading, listening to podcasts and watching football. Which isn't so bad, really.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Fresh Garden: Thanks!! And Welcome!

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Knight: I would watch the Knight Channel 24/7 if there was one. And there totally should be! ;-)

Jay

Malcolm said...

Although I like "New Girl", I can see Zooey's "adorkable" act wearing thin quickly unless they tone it down and allow the other characters to grow.

I'm With Stupid said...

Malcolm: I really wanted to hate "New Girl" but I've watched the first two episodes and I actually kind of like it. Not really a big Zooey fan, but the show is kind of cute.

I can't believe I just used the word "cute."

Jay