Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Anders Behring Breivik: Super Trouper

Jay…Matt-Man…IWS Readers…Everyone’s fave Dutch news hound, Guy Ahnyurdyck here with an update on the fanatic fjordian and homegrown Norwegian terrorist, Anders Behring Breivik.

A cacophony of criminal profilers and psychiatric types have poured over his lengthy online manifesto in hopes of gaining insight in to what lead to this Madmanavian’s massacration of dozens of free-thinking youth on the isle of Utoya, and heathenistic Oslonians within the capital city of Norge.

Many have speculated that Breivik suffered from an over-zealous hatred of Muslims and was in his mind trying to keep Norway safe from dirty, non-bacon eating Muslims in the name of Christianity, but that theory was quickly blown out of the water by FOX News when they reported…

Christians do not kill out of hate!!

Upon hearing that report from FOX and Friends anchor, and Murrowesque journalist Steve Doocy, I knew it was up to me to fill the vacuum and discover the true reasoning and motive behind the shootings of one, Anders Behring Breivik, or as I refer to him…

The Killer Who is but One Initial Away from Being a One Man ABBA Band…

And that my friends is a fact of foreshadowing that illuminated the reasons behind the Ogre of Oslo going on a rampage.

Being the award-winning journalist that I am, I broke into I was welcomed into Mr. Breivik’s flat and discovered something that sent my synapses into super happy Chinese fireworks mode.

Breivik’s flat was littered with ABBA albums, ABBA posters, and ABBA news articles. Big deal you say?

It is a big deal because as this nose for the news noticed, one Anni-Frid Lyngstad’s vocals, pictures, and mentions among the Swedish supergroup’s paraphernalia were completely erased and/or marked out.



I also came across his diary and was truly touched by an entry from 1982 where he was immobilized by tears when ABBA broke up. He blamed the break-up on the one Norwegian in the band…

The lone non-Swede, the only non blue-eyed blonde, and the last “A” in the band ABBA, one Anni-Frid Lyngstad.

From that day forward, his diary became full of entries in reference to taking out his frustration of the break-up of ABBA on non-Scandinavian looking Norwegians, as well as one day singing Dancing Queen with Agnetha, Benny, and Bjorn.

And now, you see what I do…

Anders Behring Breivik is not a radical, right-wing Christian, hell bent on destroying Islam.

Anders is but a musical purist who merely wants to be the last “A” in ABBA.

Is that so wrong?

This is Guy Ahnyurdyck, tossing it back to you guys…on the website.

47 comments:

Jay said...

ABBA has nearly driven many of us over the edge. I think he has a good chance of convincing a jury that he wasn't in his right mind.

Guy is really leading all other investigative reporters on this story!

IWS Radio said...

I dig ABBA, and I don't know what the hell Anders is thinking. Back in her day, Frida had the greatest ass in the WORLD!! Cheers!!

Matt-Man

Mike said...

He now has his wish to be an ABBA.
Anders Behring Breivik Asshole

IWS Radio said...

Mike: C'mon Mike. Don't be such a dream crusher. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

Beth said...

OMG. That is all.

IWS Radio said...

Beth: Guy's reporting often elicits that type of reaction. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

David said...

Guy should be nominated for a Pulitzer for cracking open this critically important breaking news item. The UN should be informed.

IWS Radio said...

David: Guy is at the top of his game. He is relentless when it comes to the truth. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I always blame ABBA for everything

IWS Radio said...

Vin: I dig ABBA. Cheers Vin!!

Matt-Man

Anonymous said...

The post is not funny and yes, it is "too soon" to joke about this terrorist attack. Sorry, but that's the truth.

Anonymous said...

This is not funny. Not funny at all...

I am from Norway, and I lost two friends at Ut√łya. One other friend nearly got away, she survived.
Our whole country is changed.

IWS Radio said...

I beg to differ with you both on whether this post is amusing or not. I find it somewhat funny, and it illuminates perfectly the take on this story from the perspective of the hyper and childish American news media. I am sorry for those who lost their lives in Norway, but not for writing and posting this.

Matt-Man

Jay said...

I thought this post was humorous. And I do agree agree that it mocks the very absurd approach the American media takes to tragedies like this. There wasn't any mocking of the victims of the attack. For that, see Glenn Beck and other members right wingers in the US.

Joker_SATX said...

I sincerely tried to find fault with this but cannot...Your reasoning is sound...

The Break up of ABBA was traumatic for everyone involved....

Anonymous said...

Fuck you!


Frida is the best member of ABBA.

I'm With Stupid said...

Anony: Ha...Very good. Frida's ass was the bomb, which years later, would lead to the explosion in Anders' mind. Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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