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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Endless Summer of Sarah

Hiya my fellow patriots…Sarah Palin here.

Today June 21st is the longest day of the year because it is the Summer Equinox. What is the Summer Equinox, you ask?

The Summer Equinox is when the Equator moves from it’s usual spot in Ecuador, and sits between Quito and the North Pole. That’s right.

The Equator thingy moves due to divine intervention and on this day every year it’s way up here.

Because of that, it gets warm up in our neck of the woods, and also because of that, the Southern himmysphere is huge and our Northern himmysphere shrinks!!

I don’t think the Eastern and Western himmyspheres change at all, which is good, because those non-abstinence practicing Asians need all the room they can get.

So anyhoo…Enjoy what I call The Endless Summer of Sarah my fellow patriots and mavericks, but remember…

You never know when our Liar-in-Chief is going to be awoked by that 3 AM phone call telling him that the South Koreans are launching their nuclear missiles at us, so don’t let your guard down while enjoying the sun, surf, and turf.

This is Sarah Palin for I’m With Stupid saying…

Drill Baby Drill, Lock and Load, and as always…

Michele Bachmann is a thunder stealing bitch.

--Sarah

15 comments:

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I always love the guy sucking the cig in the background - or is that a doobie?

IWS is now linked at The Couch...not that it will gain you any readers or anything!

I'm With Stupid said...

He appears to have a cigarette hold on it as opposed to a doobie hold. Thanks for the link and I'm sure we will reciprocate when we put a blogroll up. Cheers Vin!!

--Matt-Man

desert rat said...

Ummm... Sarah, I hate to rain on your Patriotic Parade, but today is the Summer Solstice, not the Equinox. Today is the longest day of the year in the northern hemisphere. The Equinox is when the day and night is of equal length, and occurs in Spring (Vernal) and Fall (Autumnal)... again, in the northern hemisphere - the seasons are "opposite" in the southern hemisphere. You can break it down further into cross-quarters if you so desire, but I don't want your head to explode. Have a lovely day, dear. Don't think to hard. Oh, wait...

desert rat said...

Oh, that should have read when the day and night ARE of equal length. Sorry 'bout that, although you probably didn't notice, eh?

desert rat said...

PS - the Winter Solstice is the shortest day of the year (sorry, I can't help myself).

I'm With Stupid said...

Rat: Ha...You need to become an IWS contributor. But please, leave Sarah's world alone. Don't confuse her. Cheers Lovely One.

--Matt-Man

desert rat said...

Matty, would love to be a contributor - Ummm... what would you like me to contribute?

Schmoop said...
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I'm With Stupid said...

Rat: In addition to your uber-hotness, any funny piece of writing that you may come up with. Cheers Adorable One.

--Matt-Man

gary rith said...

Oh Jay...oh Matt Man......

I'm With Stupid said...

Gary: Oh you....

Mike said...

24 polka dots.

I'm With Stupid said...

Ha

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