IWS Person of the Week: Moms!!

Once again it is Sunday, so once again that means it's time for the IWS Person of the Week. And of course as today is Mother's Day, we can't help but name each and every mom in the world as our IWS Person of the Week.

We all have strong feelings for our moms, be they good or bad; so let's take time to celebrate and hate them on this very special day...

In fact Mother's Day is so special to us here at IWS Radio, that we are devoting today's IWS Radio broadcast to all of the mothers out there, and it will go something like this...

It's Mother's Day and Matt and Jay are here to help mommies all over the world celebrate. Nobody loves mommies more than Matt-Man and Jayman. Not just their moms either. They love your mom too. AND ... Your mom loves them right back. Matt and Jay are very popular with moms.

Singles moms, working moms, stay at home moms, pet moms, step-moms, wannabe moms, potential moms, dead moms, estranged moms, living moms ... IWS Radio is going to celebrate ALL the moms! 

If you are a mom or had a mom you count! Granted some moms are better than others, and Matt and Jay will be discussing that too. Plus, some moms are at war with other moms. Why? Well, it complicated, but the gang at IWS Radio is here to provide a full analysis of this phenomenon.

As always Canadian Bureau Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the rest of the IWS Players to talk moms and other important issues of the day. Things like the pending military takeover of Texas by the Obama administration. What's up with that? And all the other wacky and silly things going on the world too.

All this and YOUR CALLS at 661.244.9852! All moms get moved to the front of the line! Call us up and tell us how hard it is to be a mommy!

So join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio gang LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents: Mothers Invented Loving Families

To join the fun LIVE click HERE!!

Mothers, Mothers, Everywhere

If you love your mother, you will love the replay of yesterday’s IWS Radio’s Mother’s Day Show…

Jay, Matt, Joshua, Slyder, and Drew Peacock among others, celebrated each and every of your mother’s special day whether you knew it or not.

And actually, to find out whether we actually said something bad about your mama, you’ll have to listen.

Hell, Drew Peacock and Estelle Constanza chimed in …it was, in a word, AWESOME!!

Tammy Tibble showered praises down upon her mother, and whole-heartedly referred to Ma Tibbles as AMAZING!!

It was an amazing two hours, and if you would like to listen to it, and we hope you do, you can click right below.

This is the Matt-Man , the last of nine children, begging for your good deed, and begging for some hot chick to be my Mommy.

John Said, Mike Said (614) 466-3555

Today sitting in for Matt and Jay on the weekly MSJS address, Gov. John Kasich (R-OH) and Gov. Mike Beebe (D-AR)…

John:  Hello.  Gov. Kasich here.  How may I misdirect your call?
Mike:  John, it’s Beebe returning your call.  What’s up?
John:  Oh Hi Mike.  We’ve got a problem.
Mike:  What’s that?
John:  My boy Matt-Man and your boy Jayman, have been stuck at #2 in the BTR ratings for like six weeks.

Mike:  Yeah, I noticed that.  And the dude who has been #1 really sucks.
John:  Yeah, I like the fact that the numero uno dude is a Barack basher, but maaaaaan…he blows.
Mike:  He blows more than the late Marion Berry.  Ha!!
John:  I don’t get it.
Mike:  Never mind.

John:  So…um…anyway, I was thinking that you and I should promote our homies and get them back to #1.
Mike:  Damn right we should.  I was thinking I could hide 50K in the tornado relief allocations.
John:  I could easily bury 50K in a bill designed to improve the output of Ohio dairy cows.
Mike:  We could buy $100,000 worth of computers and continually download their shows.
John:  Just like that rightwing, yet unfunny Mike guy does.
Mike:  You mean just like that unfunny Mike guy, allegedly does.
John:  Of course!!
Mike and John:  Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Mike:  Now that we have that problem settled, how are things going for ya gubernatorial wise?
John:  Oh pretty good, but I’m just not picking up as much high class trim that I thought I would.
Mike:  Really?  I haven’t had any problems in that area, but most Arkansan governors do pretty well.
John:  Damn…What’s your secret down there?
Mike:  Well most Arkansas governors are taller than 4’6” tall.
John:  Damn…I guess size does matter.

Mike:  How’s your re-election coming?
John:  I’m running against some dude that no one knows.  I’ll get at least 55% of the vote.
Mike:  That’s because you are so damn close to the people.
John:  I do like to “get down with the masses.”
Mike:  No, I meant that at 4’6”, you literally are closer to them.
John:  Ha…I know you kid because you love.

Mike:  I do.  And I love our Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio.
John:  Dang right, and we need people to listen and call-in to their Mother’s Day show.
Mike:  If people don’t listen and call-in to IWS Radio this Sunday, they hate their mothers and America.
John:  Godless heathens.
Mike:  America Haters.

John:  So, you gonna be listening to them Sunday?
Mike:  Oh hell no.  I’ll let our computer banks do the listening.
John:  Me too.  I’ll be busy doing stretching exercises.
Mike:  Good call.  Good talking to you again John.
John:  You too, Mike.

Mike:  Let’s get these boys back to #1.
John:  Dang right.
Mike and John:  C’mon folks…Our boys are funnier and they are honoring all mothers this Mother’s Day click right HERE and listen to IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.   

Matt Said...Jay Said...Formula 409

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Matt Said, Jay Said XXXVIII

Matt talar. Jay talar. Þú hlusta.

Matt:  Who is this?  How’d you get this number?  Are you looking for Schmoop?  Well, she isn--

Jay:  Dumb fuck.

Matt:  How the hell are ya?

Jay:  I feel exceedingly average this evening, which for me, is top notch.

Matt:  That’s good.  I’m feeling to be about a C+ myself.

Jay:  So I guess our show topic for Sunday is already de factorally set for us.

Matt:  Yeah, and by the way, I love it when you speak, Latin-torally.

Jay:  Well you did refer to me as, better than Cicero the other day.

Matt:  Yeah, but I was kidd---

Jay:  No. No.  I have you saying that live on air and your statement is now and forever laid upon, and contained within, the audio of the IWS radio archives.

Matt:  Okay very good.  You cogito; ergo you sum.

Jay:  Damn right and a guten tag to you too, Mister.  Now, on this Sunday’s Mothers’ Day Show, I think…

(type, type, type)

Jay:  Are you typing while we are prepinating?  That’s kinda rude dude, but I’m sure in your world it is of the “utmost importance.”  Dear God.

Matt:  I was responding to a message from Tamra.

Jay:  Our Tamra?

Matt:  Yes.  THE Tamra.

Jay:  Oh.  Well then…that is perfectly acceptable.  What is she saying?

Matt:  She says that she has new pictures up.

Jay:  Quick!!

Jay and Matt:  To the Facebook Machine!!

Matt and Jay:  We’ve seen those already.  Rats!!

Jay:  Oh well her pics are always worth a second look…and a third…and a fourth…

Matt:  Mmmmmmmm.  Are we going to be talking about hot mothers on our Mother’s Day Show this Sunday?

Jay:  Dude…Do you really need to ask that question?

Matt:  What was I thinking, of course we are.

Jay:  Annnnnd…We can talk about the best moms.

Matt:  The worst moms.

Jay:  Step-Moms.

Matt:  And of course, our moms.

Jay:  True Dat.

Matt:  I tell ya Jayman…If folks don’t listen to our Mother’s Day Show on Blog Talk Radio at Noon ET, it’s as if they are virtually bitch slapping their own mamas.

Jay:  And if they do that, that makes them, personas non gravitas.

Matt:  Uh-huh…exactly.  Talk to you Sunday at Noon.  Later, Cicero.

Jay:  Danke, and Bon Voyage!!
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