Let's Hear it for the Boys

Hola, Cheers, and Hi?  Mischie here for I’m With Stupid.

I want to s….hold on…I have to say first and foremost that I hate the name, Mischie.

I understand why Jayman bequeathed that upon me, but I hate it; however, you can all call me Miss or Missy, or as Matt-Man calls me…

“That chick I wanted to make out with in the janitor’s closet in 7th grade.”

Anyway, tonight as I type this, the Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon is going on, and that’s cool, I like helping out people with physical difficulties, however…

Have you ever thought about helping out a couple of kids with emotional difficulties?  With mental difficulties?  With, “I am being exploited” difficulties?

Unfortunately, I have…and yet?

I am going to do something to help a couple of folks who have a more profound problem…two guys who have moral and societal impairments.

This coming Sunday, September 9th, my lazy ass, is going to take itself and my two cute, yet unappreciative of how awesome their mother is daughters of mine outside on the curb, and have a Lemonade/Bake Sale for these two hipster harlequins that we call, Jay and Matt.

I mean c’mon folks, they hit Number One without any help whatsoever from BTR.  Can you imagine if they had 400 dollars in order to become a Premium Show and get advertisements, a rolling ad, and free calls to their guests?

They’d be Number One every fricking week!!  I mean, listen to the show they did yesterday for Godsakes:

Jay and Matt have done their best to be Number One…

Okay maybe not their best, but they take a lot of time to make us laugh or just smile, and I for one, want to make them a premium show so they can do even more. I am going to force my daughters to hold a Bake Sale/Lemonade Stand with me this Sunday, September 9th, and I hope to hell that you do the same.

I am Missy….and I’m With Stupid.

Cheeers!!

Lulu and Lizzy

A wonderful pal of the IWS website and radio show asked if we would give her some time, and of course, because she is uber-hot and listens to us twice a day, we said, "Yes, and we also said, how you doing, baby?"

As a woman who has lost a little sister, a sister who has left behind two daughters no less, one of IWS’ faves, Mischie, has written something for her nieces.

It’s cute as hell, and the story not only speaks to her sister’s kids, but to any child who has ever lost a parent…


A Journey for Lulu and Lizzy

Lulu and Lizzy are little bears with lots of family who love and care,
but Mommy isn’t with them now,
not right here, not right now.

In search of a kinship to their mother; they planned a journey with one another.
They wandered down a little path,
hopes held high, hands still clasped.

A bird was singing in a tree,
she sounded a lovely melody.

They listened with a grateful heart,
her song so soothing right from the start.

They watched the bird fly way up high,
and what was that up in the sky?

A great big rainbow that stretched for miles,
and when they saw it, they had great big smiles.

They climbed across a pile of rocks,
Lulu tore her jeans, and Lizzy tore her socks,

But when they reached the other side,
right before their very eyes,
a single daisy grew in the dirt,
it rose between them, almost a foot.

It grew alone, there were no others.
It was a favorite of their mother’s.

They wandered over to a stream.
They washed their clothes and got them clean.
They leaned against a tree to rest,
and couldn’t believe what they saw next.

A brilliant, sparkling firefly,
it buzzed around; it lit the sky.
She told the bears…

“I’ll lead you home,
no longer will you have to roam.

For she will watch you everyday,
and be proud of you in every way.

She’s not here the way you are,
you cannot see her, but she’s not far.

You are loved, both here and there.
Your family's love is everywhere.

She was here, and still your mother,
and what she gave you, was each other.

Never doubt, that you are loved,
that gift is free from up above."

© 2012 Michelle A. Burr

And folks...after a HUGE show last Sunday, we had one this Sunday...Mainly, it was huge because Matt-Man wasn't involved.  Jayman got hot and heavy with the Schmoop and they lit it up, so give it a listen: