Phone Sex Babes are our Person(s) of the Week!

In honor of our "Candice the Phone Sex Girl" show that airs LIVE at 12 Noon ET today, here are some really HAWT babes who just love to talk to Matt-Man and Jayman on the phone ...

1. Megan Fox

2. Kate Upton

3. Kerry Washington

4. Sofia Vergara

5. Arianna Huffington

That's some serious phone sex hotness right there! Remember to join us at 12 Noon ET today to learn all about the phone sex industry!

Kerry Washington and a Bluegrass Brawl

IWS is proud to announce our Babe of the Week is the beautiful and talented actress and activist Kerry Washington! Ms. Washington burst onto the scene when she played Ray Charles' wife Della Bea Robinson in "Ray" and then as Idi Amin's wife Kay in "Last King of Scotland" (Editor's Note: GREAT movie!). Now she is dazzling audiences in the lead role of Shonda Rhimes in ABC's "Scandal."

In addition to being a great actress Kerry is active in local, national and international charities and organizations. She works to improve educational opportunities in her native NYC, as well as fighting for women's causes and trying to bring awareness to violence against women.

So, for her sexiness, talent and being a great citizen of the world, IWS presents Kerry Washington with out coveted BABE OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Also, last night was an EPIC episode of I'm With Stupid. It started out with your typical witty and charming banter between Jayman and Matt-Man and later turned into an ALL OUT WAR! That's right kids, Sunshine State Shirley and Justin both called in and IT WAS ON! Justin and Shirley went to war almost immediately. It was AWESOME! Check it out.

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Matt Said Jay Said Negative One Million

Matt grumbles, Jay grumbles, You nod in agreement.

Matt: Yo
Jay: Yo Yo
Matt: What do you want?
Jay: I don’t want a fucking thing.
Matt: Good cause I don’t have anything.
Jay: I know the feeling.
Matt: Word.
Jay: So how’s it going.
Matt: The same.
Jay: Well that sucks.
Matt: Uh-huh … How ‘bout you?
Jay: Same here too.
Matt: Sorry to hear that.
Jay: How’s Schmoop?
Matt: The same.
Jay: Fuck, this is depressing.
Matt: The whole world is depressing!
Jay: Yes it is. And it’s not going to get any better.

Matt: Fuck no it isn’t.
Jay: Not on any level.
Matt: Nope.
Jay: I’m giving up all hope.
Matt: I already beat you to it.
Jay: Of course you did.
Matt: Well, it’s true.
Jay: I know. Hey. Les Miz opened big!
Matt: Fuck those people!
Jay: The actors or the characters?
Matt: Both, but mostly the characters.
Jay: Really? The epic struggle of good vs. evil?
Matt: Evil always wins in the end.
Jay: People living in desperate situations.
Matt: They’re living the high life compared to me.
Jay: I’m a ray of fucking sunshine compared to you.
Matt: And that’s pretty bad cause your committed to pessimism.
Jay: Pessimism is the only thing I’ve never walked away from.
Matt: True dat.

Jay: So what are we talking about Saturday?
Matt: Who cares?
Jay: NOBODY!
Matt: Exactly!
Jay: What’s the point of even doing a show?
Matt: There isn’t one.
Jay: That’s because there’s no point to ANYTHING!
Matt: That’s pretty damn deep brothah!
Jay: Well, we could just do a “Good Riddance 2012” show.
Matt: Hey, I kinda like that.
Jay: We can give 2012 the virtual finger.
Matt: Verbally too.
Jay: Right. And preview 2013
Matt: IT’S GONNA SUCK!
Jay: Well, I know. But this show isn’t.
Matt: Oh hell no it’s not.
Jay: Because we freaking rock!
Matt: We’re here to entertain the masses.
Jay: It’s all about them.
Matt: Damn right.
Jay: Aight! You ready to do this?
Matt: I’m fired up!
Jay: LET’S DO IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

There you go. A couple of eternal pessimists in action! Don’t forget to listen to our “Good Riddance 2012” show on I’m With Stupid on Saturday night at 11 PM ET!!!