Mary Magdalene: Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio Are The Holy Trinity

Hi All...Mary Magdalene here and I am soooooo spiritually ready to listen to Jay, Matt, and the IWS radio crew tomorrow.

Right now as I type this on a lonely Friday night, my boyfriend Jesus, or as you may know him, The Savior, is floating and flitting about in the great astronomical skies above us, but...

By the time you read this, he will be but one day away from returning to Earth and once again captivating our minds and imaginations...or something.

While I am waiting for my supernatural stud-muffin to return to Earth, I want to take a minute to tell you all to listen to Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team LIVE tomorrow from Noon- 2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

Those two chuckleheads are funnier than watching a camel trying to pass through the eye of a needle...yeah, the bible is full of embellishments, but...and anyhoo...

Tomorrow is gonna be mostly about my boyfriend Jaycee and in fact, here is what IWS Radio says about tomorrow's show...

Jesus Christ has pushed away that stone and is roamin' free along the highways and byways of Galilee, so Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are celebrating the Easter resurrection and rebellious nature of Jaycee himself. Joining Jay and Matt in this Easter party will be Rev. Moneymaker, Stand-Up Jesus doing his schtick at Ha-Ha's in Haifa, and we'll hear from Jesus' lesser known brother Festus Christ.

Jay and Matt will also be playing some awesome Christian music and some awful Christian music to get you toes a tappin'. They will also talk about what's on their Easter Feast menu and try to answer that age old question that has gone unanswered for centuries...

Why do so many Christians rudely celebrate the resurrection of a supernatural Jew by eating ham on Easter Sunday?

All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Jesus Christ: Rebel Without A Cross.

So there you have it...Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio celebrating my boyfriend on Easter Sunday. Let's tell him that we love him, and listen LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET as Jay, Matt and IWS Radio present Jesus Christ: Rebel Without a Cross.

To listen LIVE click right HERE!!

Jesus Christ: Dead Man Walking and Carrying a Cross

It’s Good Friday so let’s have some laughs.

I mean, if we weren't supposed to have fun on this Day of Jeebus’ Crucifixion, they would have called it something else.

Something such as, Bad Friday…Bloody Friday…or perhaps…

Is Your Fucked Up Sister Coming Over for Easter Dinner Again This Year? Friday.

Nope. It’s Good Friday, or as I refer to it, Holy Week Happy Hour™ So, drink up bitches, the laughs and IWS frivolity are on me.

As I have pointed out this week, Hayzoos was one funny Messianic Mo-Foe. 

Facing certain death, did not dull JC’s spear tipped wit.

When the Romans came to escort him to his demise, he told them:

“I can’t go until I do LX Push-Ups and do my XXX minute Pontius Pilates workout, LOL. I wanna be able to push away that big stone later. LOL.”

And then Jeebus spoke to a couple of the Centurions:

“Hey boys, I had the strangest dream last night. God was speaking to me and kept calling me Moses.
I said, "Father, my name is Jesus, not Moses, yet God kept calling me Moses, Moses, Moses..."

I finally said to him, "My God, my God, why have you mistaken me? LOL."

Yeah baby, JC’s stand-up act was kickin’ ass to the end. He even turned his Heavenly Hilarity onto one of the condemning Rabbis:

“Yo, Rabbi, what’s the difference between a horny pig and a Pharisee? A horny pig eats pork. Bada Bing, Bitches. LOL.”

Once at Golgotha, and getting readied to be hung up, J-Mac entertained the crowd by doing one of his now famous Knock-Knock jokes…

Like the one he told to the onlookers, using Simon as his straight man:

Knock-Knock…Who’s There? God…God Who? Goddam this is gonna hurt!! LOL.
He brought the crowd down with that one and then had a request. He shouted to Andrew:

“Yo, ‘Drew-Dawg…Get this party started by throwing on some Crucifixion music. Throw on that song that I like so much.”

With that, Andrew played this, centuries later, IWS Classic: 

After the Romans nailed JC to the cross, and firmly planted the crucifix into the hillside, Jeebus got in one last zinger:

“I’m just glad that the KKK has yet to be invented, because they’d set this crucifix on fire, and I’d end up with Hot Cross Buns. LOL”

And with that, the crowd laughed, Jeebus looked skyward, and simply said, “Tetelestai”.

And so it was…

I hope you party your asses off during Good Friday, because living without sin is what it is all about.  Be safe, have fun, and enjoy your Easter Weekend.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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