IWS Babe of the Week...Shera Bechard, Genius!!

Cheers and Happy Canada Day to all of you above the 45th Parallel dwellers, you.

It gets gets cold and boring in Canada, so it's a good thing that you have one, Shera Bechard who is a former girlfriend of one bawdy displayer of women, Hugh Hefner, with whom to keep warm...

She certainly makes wood floors look good, and I am certain that she is probably lying on Canadian Maple...

Shera has recently been awarded a "genius VISA" from the U.S. State Department , which allows her to remain in our country...I like that... because, I am certain that is she is one sexy, smart babe...

And to prove it...She asked us to crop this picture, because man, oh man...this picture shows more than we are showing you...

So there you go...Hugh Hefner's former Canadian girlfriend, Shera Bechard  doing God's work for IWS...We appreciate it.

Annnnd, in honor of Canadians and because today is Canada Day, Jayman and Matt-Man will be talking about how wonderful our Canadian breathren and sisteren are on IWS Radio today, live at Noon ET on Blog Talk Radio.

They will share interesting facts about Canada.  Talk about who they feel are the hottest Canadians, and well, just show some South of their Border Love to them.

To join them live at Noon ET, click HERE, and of course, you can always call in live at 661.244.9852.

Cheers, and Oh Canada!!

Matt-Man

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Matt Said, Jay Said XLIV (Plus Schmoop!)

Matt pourparlers, Jay pourparlers, You écouter.

Matt: John Freaking Roberts
Jay: I guess he hates America.
Matt: Commie Bastard!
Jay: Helping the secret Muslim destroy this country!
Matt: It’s pretty hilarious though.
Jay: Comedy GOLD!
Matt: I only have one question about Obamacare.
Jay: Does it cover that burning sensation when you pee?
Matt: Okay, two questions.
Jay: What’s the other one?
Matt: Is it retroactive so it will cover past unpaid medical bills?
Jay: If that Fascist John Roberts has his way it will be!
Matt: That would be nice.

Matt: You know what you should do?
Jay: I’m afraid to ask.
Matt: You should marry .
Jay: Ummm … Why?
Matt: It would be good for you.
Jay: But, it wouldn’t be good for her.
Matt: Not true. And, you could also be daddy to her kids.
Jay: No. No. No. No I couldn’t.
Matt: You’d be a great dad.
Jay: Until I had to be responsible.
Matt: Here, talk to Schmoop for a minute.

Schmoop: Howdy!
Jay: Hola Schmoopalicious!
Schmoop: You don’t want to be daddy?
Jay: I can barely take care of myself.
Schmoop: And kids suck.
Jay: And I can’t even remember shit at the store. I’d forget to pick them up.
Schmoop: That’s true. Poor kids.
Jay: I’d be home, drinking beer and be like “Oh damn kids, I forgot, sorry.”
Schmoop: Kids are sensitive to that sort of thing.
Jay: IKR? Then I would try to make it up to them.
Schmoop: Trying to buy their love?
Jay: I’d be like “I didn’t mean to forget you. Here, come sit on New Daddy’s lap.”
Schmoop: Uhhhhh … MAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!

Matt: Huh, Schmoop just went straight to bed.
Jay: Must be sleepy.
Matt: I guess so. She looked a little disturbed.
Jay: I dunno.
Matt: I have a show topic.
Jay: What’s that?
Matt: Sunday is Canada Day!
Jay: Sweet! We can celebrate all the great Canadians!
Matt: Like Pamela Anderson!
Jay: Shania Twain!
Matt: Ellen Page!
Jay: Tom Green!
Matt: Ewwwww. You kinda ruined the whole thing.
Jay: Well, we can still celebrate Canada.
Matt: We can do it!
Jay: Alright, that was easy enough!
Matt: Another HUGE show coming up!
Jay: Yup. Okay then. I guess we’re set.
Matt: Yeah, I better go check on Schmoop.
Jay: I’m sure she’s fine.

So, there you go. Check out I’m With Stupid on Sunday for a very special “Oh Canada” episode. We’ll celebrate everything that is great about our good friends to the north!