Celebrating the Sperm Donors and Sugar Daddies

It's that time of year folks; it's a time and a day to celebrate your real daddy and for some of you moms out there, celebrating your baby daddy. It's Fathers Day, and IWS Radio is cooking out, swilling some drinks, playing some good/bad music, and telling stories about our the dads who raised us, and lead down a lifelong path to obscurity, uncertainty, and in some cases, heartache.

Join us LIVE as we celebrate dads from all walks of life, engage in witty banter, keep you updated on the World Cup, the Trump/Kim Jong Un love affair, make fun of single mothers who think that this is their's day too, annnnnnnd take you phone calls at 661.244.9852. So join Jay, Matt, Jamie MapleLeaf, and the rest of IWS Radio team, as IWS Radio presents: National Sperm Appreciation Day!! 

IWS Radio Makes a Great Father's Day's Gift

Hi.  Lyle Bullock here for IWS Radio. As one of the millions of dads in the world I am looking forward to this Sunday's IWS Radio's Father's Day Show.

I along with all of the other hardworking dads once in awhile need a little down time and a chance to pop open a cold one or eight between Noon and 2 PM ET on this Father's Day and listen to Jay and Matt would be a great way to kick off a relaxing Father's Day.

It's the perfect gift; are you listening wifey and kids!? But, don't just take it from me.  Here is what Jay and Matt have cooked up for this Sunday's show...

It’s Father’s Day and your internet radio daddies Matt-Man and Jayman are ready to help you with your daddy issues! They’ll be talking about Father’s Day and some of their memories of their dads and being a dad. 

Then they’ll reminisce about some of the cool dads both real and imagined in history and on their favorite TV shows. PLUS they’ll give dads out there some advice on what it takes to be a REAL FATHER.  

It’s also the first day of summer. Matt and Jay plan on celebrating the summer solstice in their own traditional and morally questionable manner. There will be plenty of wine, women and song. Or snacks, beer and naps. It could go either way.

Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be around along with the rest of the IWS Radio Players giving shout outs to their fathers. 

Future former presidential candidate Lindsay Graham will be here to give folks a chance to get to know him a little better. OH and Donald Trump is running for presidehahahahahahaha! Matt and Jay have thoughts on that too.

And who knows what else might come up. The phone lines will be WIDE OPEN as always at 661.244.982 for the listeners to call in with their father’s day stories or whatever else is on their minds.

So, wives, sons, and daughters give dear old dad a break this Sunday and let him listen to Jay and Matt LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET as IWS Radio presents: Cool Rockin' Daddies of the USA

Babe of the Week: Sexy Celebrity Dads

Since it's Father's Day here in the U.S. the staff at IWS decided we should celebrate some DILFs! Here are our favorite hot celebrity dads ...

1. Channing Tatum

2. Ben Afflack

3. Matt Damon

4. Javier Bardem

And, how could we not give a special Father's Day shout out to Kanye West!!!

Hell yeah! But guess what?! We're not done celebrating men just yet. Tune into I'm With Stupid at 12 noon ET for a Manabration! Let's celebrate everything great about men!

Matt Said, Jay Said...Why Is Child Support Enforcement Calling 661.244.9852, N'Shit?

Matt sheds testosterone…Jay sheds testosterone…You, are enthralled by their manliness.

Jay:  How was the viewing and the funeral?
Matt:  How do you think it was?  My dead brother laid there lifeless.
Jay:  I understand, but did he look good?
Matt:  Yeah he did, not too bad.  He was working it.
Jay:  That’s nice.

Matt: So…this Sunday should we do a Favorite Monster Movie show?
Jay: Duuuuuude.  This Sunday is Father’s Day.
Matt:  Oh Hell…that’s right…Should we do a, Favorite Dad’s Monster Movie Show?
Jay:  Are you even listening to yourself?
Matt:  What did you just say?  I didn’t hear you; I am busy listening to myself.

Jay:  Dude…Matt-Man…I know your brother died, you are not quite yourself right now, but suck it up.
Matt:  What?  I’m fine…It’s those three Jager-bombs I shot down in three seconds in his honor.
Jay:  I think it is sad that you honor your brother’s memory that way.
Matt:  Me too…If I was three years younger , I could have chugged FIVE down in three seconds.

Jay:  Wow, that’s pretty impressive.  I remember when I wa---wait a minute.  We need to talk show talk.
Matt:  Eh…okay.
Jay:  I thought we could talk father talk.
Matt:  That sounds creepy…and sexy!!
Jay:  No, not that way you Jager-Bomb perv.
Matt:  Oh?

Jay:  Yes…this Sunday we will can talk about our dads.
Matt: And we could talk about HOT dads.
Jay:  Oh yeah, and perhaps, famous shitty dads who aren’t so great!!
Matt:  Sounds good, so “shake it off.”

Jay:  Shake what off?
Matt:  Whatever…My dad, no matter what happened….that was his go to phrase.
Jay:  Awesome.
Matt:  Yeah Jayman, my brother Vince just died, and my dad is up in heaven saying, “Shake it off, Vince!!”

Jay:  You should have saved that line for the show.
Matt:  I’ll use it again, because as I type this, I am pretty drunk, so I won’t remember.
Jay:  Spoken like a true man whom we will be celebrating this Sunday.

Matt: Damn right, because we are not merely celebrating fathers this Sunday…we are celebrating MEN!!
Jay:  I’m down with that, in fact…since it is a celebration of men, we should call it the, Manabration!!
Matt:  Man…where do you come up with this shit; you are amazing!
Jay:  Word.

Matt:  So I guess we are set for our IWS Radio Show that will air LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET, this Sunday.
Jay:  Damn right…We’ll be celebrating fathers and men in general, while taking your calls at 661.244.9852.
Matt: That’s HOT.
Jay:  It’s not only HOT…It’s MAN HOT!!

Matt:  You ready?
Jay:  In my best manly voice I say….YES!!

See ya there Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio…

IWS Babe of the Week...Everyone's Favorite Babe-a-Licious Father, Rosie O'Donnell!!

Sunday is Babe of the Week Day here on IWS, and it's Father's Day, so we were in a bit of a conundrum.  How does one cellebrate Father's Day and still celebrate babes?

Easy...find a babe who is one helluva father and to that end, there is no equal, to the lovable, sexy, yet, stern father, that is Rosie O'Donnell!!

Rosie is, or was, a wonderful husband to this chick...

And she has been much the same or will be to this chick...is that the same chick?  Or...does she move from one chick who looks like the last one to an identical one, or what?

Whatever the circumstances...Rosie O'Donnell is a fantastic father to the Fantastic Four.  She can adopt like Angelina Jolie on steroids, and make her current wife mind better with more humor and panache than Steven Seagal putting a smackdown on Kelly LeBrock...

But on top of all of that...Rosie O'Donnell is a great father and one sexy paternalistic lesbian...

Yeah.....That's what I'm talkin' about.

From IWS...

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

And catch us live on Blog Talk Radio today at Noon ET as Jayman and Matt-Man talk about living in da hood with noisy, cranky, and completely idiotic neighbors.

You can catch the show live at Noon ET today, by clicking HERE.

Happy Father's Day 2012

Big weekend brewing my fellow chuckleheads…

It’s warming up over nearly the entire United States, and more importantly, it is Fathers’ Day weekend.

I love Father’s Day er…Fathers’ Day…er whatever, because it’s a day of celebration of revolving around legally challenged morons who try or have tried whatever needs to be done in order to keep the motherfucking peace within a familial situation.

Or?

Maybe that’s how I see it.…anyhow, this Sunday, June 17th, Father’s Day…

I will go over to my house that I used to own, get a gift from my son whom I love dearly, and towards his mother, beg as I will, to be allowed to have him travel out of city, and dare I say, overnight, with me next month to my niece’s wedding in Columbus.

You know what’s sad?

His mom, along with a sporty, overpriced, sleeveless T-shirt bought exclusively at Old Navy, will toss out the fact that if on the outside chance that I am permitted to take him to Columbus overnight, certain rules will need to apply.

And I’m sure that rule Number One will be…No Fun!!  Nope, no fun…When said Dad has fun with Ryno it somehow diminishes her, said mother, as a person, and we just can’t have that.

Number Two…No drinking.  It doesn’t matter if you have a hotel room three steps from the reception hall and won’t be driving, drinking implies that you might have fun, and ultimately will demonstrate to my son, that there is fun to be had out there in this world.  He would find your, quasi-inebriated charm, vivaciousness, and kindness towards others, non-sequitur.

Number Three…At wedding receptions there tend to be women of loose values and low cut dresses.  I know my son is an angel, yet he and his wings need not look upon temptation, so please let him not gaze upon any dirty pillows of the Whores of Babylon.

Number Four…The Chicken Dance is stupid as hell.  There will be no Chicken Dancing.  (Upon this one, I agree.)

Number Five…Have him call me every fifteen minutes, because I need to know that you haven’t sold him to Arab/Turkish Bazaar types who peddle and meddle in the boy flesh trade.

Number Six, and lastly….Don’t let him near any women.  I know women. They will promise you the world.
Those bitches will make you think they are something they are not, and with a tongue kiss and obfuscation, vow to let you to continue to be yourself as you together, discover the world.  They don’t mean it…It’s fucking lie.

Now to me…other than rule Number Six which ironically and causally, know all to well, those guidelines seem a bit confining, however…

As a man who has but fifty payments left on his tender, innocent, soon-to-be 18 year old son, I am looking forward to accepting these rules, as my son will as well once we get to the hotel next month,  and then chuck them out the window.

Unless of course…she denies me the right to take our young (old enough to enlist in the Marines) son to Columbus for this spectacular family event altogether.

In that case, should it occur?

I will belittle her publicly to no end.

Some may call that childish.  Some may call that harassment.  Some call may call that stupid.

If that happens, I'll call it karma, and trust me, I’ll be getting my Hindu on all over this.

Cheers!!
Matt-Man
neshobadude@yahoo.com
@mattmaniws