The Drunk, Naked, And Blasphemous Easter Show

Wash your hands, and dress up in your fancy clothes because we are having a come to Jesus meeting with JC and the Easter Bunny. The IWS Radio team will be hiding eggs, praising the Lord, and seeking salvation twelve ounces at a time.

Jesus will be doing his stand-up act from Ha-Ha's in Haifa. Guy will be touring Christ's tomb, and Mary Magdalene will be nagging about being married to the Son of God. In addition to all of that holy fun, we'll have good/bad music, discuss the upcoming NFL draft, get naked for Christ, and sample Joe McIntyre's beer.

IWS Radio presents: The Drunk, Naked, And Blasphemous Easter Show:

Matt Said, Jay Said 36-24-36 (ish)

Matt Slurs, Jay Slurs, You have another drink ... 

Matt: Hellooooooo  Jay: I’m not here
Matt: Me neither.
Jay: I’m too busy for this.
Matt: Me too!
Jay: Totally!
Matt: Can’t be bothered.
Jay: Well, not really.
Matt: Yeah, I’ve got time.
Jay: Just not this week.
Matt: Pretending to do family shit?
Jay: Not pretending dude! Family is here.
Matt: Even the dogs?
Jay: The dogs are here and they’ve taken over!
Matt: They’ll take charge of everything if you let them.
Jay: We’ve already let them.
Matt: That’s kind of sad.
Jay: Yeah, but they’re cool dogs.
Matt: Well, that’s okay then.

Matt: How was your Fourth of July?
Jay: Outstanding! Red, White and BBQ!
Matt: God Bless America!
Jay: Hell yeah! How was yours?
Matt: Well, Rally’s was closed.
Jay: What??
Matt: It’s an outrage, isn’t it!?
Jay: They denied good, Christian Americans hamburgers?
Matt: On Independence Day no less!
Jay: Commie Bastards!
Matt: Maybe they should change their name to Khrushchev’s Burgers.
Jay: Hey-OOOOOO!
Matt: Or Ho Chi Minhute Burgers.
Jay: Or Pol Burger Pot!
Matt: Leonid Burgzhev!
Jay: That was good stuff right there.
Matt: No bad.
Jay: Especially for two people who aren’t here.
Matt: Good point.

Jay: So this week’s show? Matt: What about it?
Jay: Got any ideas?
Matt: Well, I was thinking.
Jay: Oh dear.
Matt: No, it’s fine.
Jay: Okay
Matt: We could just wing it!
Jay: We could!
Matt: We’ll just hang out and shoot the breeze.
Jay: We’ll be live without a net!
Matt: Just like a Wallenda.
Jay: Pfft .. We’ll show Wallenda how it’s done.
Matt: We’ll talk about week
Jay: And out All-American 4^th of July activities.
Matt: Yeah, stuff like that.
Jay: And whatever else we think of.
Matt: We’ve got the talent to do it!
Jay: Probably.
Matt: It’ll be HUGE!
Jay: Less prep = better show
Matt: That’s the way it works.
Jay: Okay, we’re ready.
Matt: Always!

Be sure to catch Matt and Jay LIVE this Sunday on I’m With Stupid at 12 Noon ET!