Hola y’all! Well, I did it! I took a 24 hour vacation from
reality. Lots of people tried to stop me from making it by posting political
shit on Facebook and Twitter and whathaveyou, but I just ignored it and went
about my business. I didn’t go to any news or political sites and I didn’t read
through my “News and Politics” list on Twitter.
GO ME!!
I’m sure you guys are all wondering what I did on my little
break from reality. Well I tell ya what. I spent most of my time thinking about some
great adventures that I might go on!
I looked into the possibility of going to clown college and
maybe joining a circus so I could travel all over the country bringing joy and
happiness to kids of all ages…
But, then I remembered that clowns are creepy as hell so I
rejected that idea. Next I thought about running off to Vegas and becoming a
blackjack dealer …
That doesn’t seem too bad except that you have to deal with
the general public in that job so that’s out too. How ‘bout running off to
Vegas and becoming a professional blackjack player? I could play at her table
every night…
Hit me baby! This one has promise if my math skills are good
enough. It’ll be close. If I want a REAL adventure though, I could run off and
join the French Foreign Legion …
Whoa! What a wild time that would be. Well, until I got
killed in some faraway desert and buried in an unmarked grave. That would
probably happen on like the second day too. Okay, screw that idea. I know! I’ll
become the next James Bond 007 …
Heh. Another profession that would only last a day or so.
Maybe I’m dreaming too big. I guess I’ll just stay home and create my own
adventure. Like maybe I’ll sign up at Heathcare.gov and see what’s what when it
comes to Obamacare…
Oh well. So much for adventure.
