Hi All... Danizig Moon here for IWS Radio. I am a 30-1 shot who is running for the allegorical and literal roses at the Kentucky Derby today.
I never understood why these inbred motherfuckers call it the "run for the roses", after all, horses hate roses...it's not like we are going to eat the gaudy rose wreath placed 'round our neck should we win.
The roses are intended for whatever whore the owner of the winner is banging at the time. That's bullshit man; it's ponderous, fucking ponderous.
And speaking of inbred, my lineage just like many of my competitors is fraught with grandmas getting tagged by brothers, sisters getting shellacked by fathers, and equine cousins getting raped by Middle Eastern towel-camels.
Anyhoo...
I am glad that Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are covering the Kentucky Derby, the NFL Draft, and Cinco de Mayo, because people need to know what is going on as they callously enjoy all of these perverted events. In fact, the IWS Radio press release states...
There is a Tex/Mex-sized steak number of things going on. The annual NFL Slave Trade is taking place. The happily running for the roses horses are trying to win the Kentucky Derby, and Americans eveywhere are gleefully awaiting to don their sombreros, drink tequila, and celebrate Cinco de Mayo in honor of folks whom they refuse to let into their country. And...
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team break it all down for you. IWS offers NFL Draft analysis, recap the Derby, and preview the Cinco de Mayo celebration as they drink Mexican beer, and make fun of the French army.
In addition to that, Jay and Matt discuss Supreme Court gay marriage oral arguments, the Baltimore riots, and take your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Man Meat, Horse Meat, and Tequila.
That's right folks, swing in with you riding crop of fun and join IWS Radio tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET as Jay, Matt and the IWS Radio team present: Man Meat, Horse Meat, and Tequila.
It's going to be a good time, and I hope that it will put a smile upon your face as you wind down from the weekend craziness, and I get sent off to to the glue factory.
Furlonging for You,
Danzig Moon
To listen LIVE to IWS Radio tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET, click right HERE.
I never understood why these inbred motherfuckers call it the "run for the roses", after all, horses hate roses...it's not like we are going to eat the gaudy rose wreath placed 'round our neck should we win.The roses are intended for whatever whore the owner of the winner is banging at the time. That's bullshit man; it's ponderous, fucking ponderous.
And speaking of inbred, my lineage just like many of my competitors is fraught with grandmas getting tagged by brothers, sisters getting shellacked by fathers, and equine cousins getting raped by Middle Eastern towel-camels.
Anyhoo...
I am glad that Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are covering the Kentucky Derby, the NFL Draft, and Cinco de Mayo, because people need to know what is going on as they callously enjoy all of these perverted events. In fact, the IWS Radio press release states...
There is a Tex/Mex-sized steak number of things going on. The annual NFL Slave Trade is taking place. The happily running for the roses horses are trying to win the Kentucky Derby, and Americans eveywhere are gleefully awaiting to don their sombreros, drink tequila, and celebrate Cinco de Mayo in honor of folks whom they refuse to let into their country. And...
Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team break it all down for you. IWS offers NFL Draft analysis, recap the Derby, and preview the Cinco de Mayo celebration as they drink Mexican beer, and make fun of the French army.
In addition to that, Jay and Matt discuss Supreme Court gay marriage oral arguments, the Baltimore riots, and take your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Man Meat, Horse Meat, and Tequila.
That's right folks, swing in with you riding crop of fun and join IWS Radio tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET as Jay, Matt and the IWS Radio team present: Man Meat, Horse Meat, and Tequila.
It's going to be a good time, and I hope that it will put a smile upon your face as you wind down from the weekend craziness, and I get sent off to to the glue factory.
Furlonging for You,
Danzig Moon
To listen LIVE to IWS Radio tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET, click right HERE.
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