Holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! As you know by now we did a Smut Show
on IWS Radio last Sunday. You MIGHT have also noticed that we’re going to the other
extreme this coming Sunday with a Good Wholesome Fun Show. Before things get
too wholesome around here, I have something I need to do. I made a long list of
my favorite sex euphemisms for the show last week just in case we needed
filler. We had so much audience participation that we didn’t need any filler at
all which is awesome! It would be silly to just let all those euphemisms go to
waste though. Don’t you think? I agree, so here we go ….
Dipping the corn dog in the batter.
Putting the sour cream on the taco.
Riding the skin bus to tuna town.
Parking the beef bus in the tuna garage
Glazing the muffin.
Take the old one eye to the optometrist.
Vulcanize the whoopee stick.
Burping the worm into the mole hole
Formatting the hard drive
Yodeling in the canyon of love.
Gland to gland combat.
Dinner beneath the bridge. (69ing)
Get into a bit of a jam.
Have some bananas and cream.
Slytherin her hufflepuff (for you Harry Potter fans)
Visiting her downtown dining and entertaining district
The no pants dance
Spelunking in the slime cave.
The four legged frolic
Get the old pole waxed
Parking your yacht in hair harbor
Making feet for baby shoes
Stretch the leather
Beef curtain immersion
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand …. Drive the fuck truck to cunt canyon.
Thank you for letting me get that out of my system. I feel
much better now.
2 comments:
Matt-Man: I think the shocked celebs make it so much better. Well that and Jessica Alba motioning me to come to bed. ha
Jay
Oh man, I cannot stop laughing either...spelunking in the slime cave...I know I shouldn't laugh but I can't help it.
We all need some wholesomeness..bring on Sunday!
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