Hola ya’ll! Right-wing windbag, philanderer and drug addict Rush Limbaugh is now a children’s book author
and I couldn’t possibly be more excited! In fact, IWS World Media has a little
sneak peek of some of the wrongs Rush tries to right in his book. Check ‘em out
…
- In the 1600’s large numbers of black people from Africa
immigrated to the US to work on plantations and farms in the south. The work
was hard and the hours were long but it was gratifying for them and the
conditions were wayyyyyyyy better than back in Africa.
- The Civil War, more precisely the War of Northern
Aggression had absolutely nothing to do with slavery. It was all about state’s
rights, privacy and the Confederate States defense of free enterprise.
- Ronald Reagan was the only president to ever cut taxes and
eliminate the deficit while never raising a single tax in his eight years in
office.
- Child labor laws passed by liberals have deprived children
of the opportunity to earn money of their own and made them dependent upon the
government when they become adults.
- Despite what the liberal media tells us, America won
smashing victories in the War of 1812, Korea and Vietnam.
- Kate Upton was created in a supermodel laboratory located
deep underground in rural Montana.
- Martin Luther King Jr. was a republican who opposed the
expansion of social programs like Social Security and would NEVER have
supported Obamacare or any form of universal health insurance.
- FDR is generally considered one of the worst presidents in
American history.
- George W Bush often times was depicted as inarticulate or
even not very intelligent because he was so much smarter than everybody else
and no one in the media would admit it.
- There is actually no such thing as a concussion. It’s
something that liberals made up to try and destroy the game of football and the
NLF because the NFL is pro-America.
- Al Gore came up with the idea of Global Warming to justify
is desire for 75% corporate tax rates and 75% income tax rates on middle class
Americans to use on social programs for the lazy unproductive people (blacks,
Hispanics).
- FDR knew the Japanese were about to attack Pearl Harbor
but did nothing about it because he knew it would draw American into WWII.
- LBJ had JFK killed.
- 99.92% of all murders in America are committed by black
people.
- The Obama administration threatened the NFL with all kinds
of legal action if the Patriots didn’t cut Tim Tebow.
- White people are on the receiving end of racism five times
more often than blacks and Hispanics combined.
- Obama directed the CIA to hire James Holmes to shoot up a
theater in Colorado and Adam Lanza to shoot up a grade school in Connecticut to
help push gun control laws and confiscate American’s guns.
- Bill Clinton had Vince Foster murdered by the CIA because
Vince was having an affair with Hillary.
- The republicans have spent the last 50 years fighting to
expand the school lunch programs and increase funding for children’s healthcare,
but democrats stopped them by. The dems said they would only agree to those
things if republicans agreed to allow child molesters be teachers.
- President Obama doesn’t care about white people.
As you can see, Rushbo is ready to bring the truth to our
children in hopes that American will finally become the great country we all
know she can be!
3 comments:
Is the place that created Kate Upton still in operation? If so, can they make a Kate Upton for me? Cheers!!
Matt
A new generation of haters on the way.
Oh man...I never did like Rush Limbaugh...now i know why.
You're so clever, Jay! Matt too!
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