Matt konuşuyor ... Jay konuşur, sen dinle.
Matt: Helllllooooooo?
Jay: What’s up hot shot?
Matt: Hold on, I have to pee...talk to Schmoop for a second.
Jay: Oh God…Hi Schmoop
Schmoop: I have the funniest joke about babies and ham.
Jay: Let’s hear it, babe.
Schmoop: Babies look like ham…Hee
Jay: Okayyy?
Schmoop: I HATE ham. HA!!
Jay: Is that it?
Schmoop: Yep!!
Jay: Ummmm...Matt done peein’ yet?
Schmoop: Herrrrrrre yaaaaaaa go.
Matt: Jayman? Don’t ever talk to Schmoop on a Thursday night when she is off on Friday.
Jay: But you told me to.
Matt Well, there’s a life-lesson for you…never listen to me.
Jay: Duly noted. In fact…I knew that, but evidently misplaced that part of my brain.
Matt: Anyhoo…Good show Wednesday. Did the uber-hot Warrior Kat have fun?
Jay: Oh yeah, I think so.
Matt: She’s hot.
Jay: Back off Mister. I found her first.
Matt: Easy fella. Just sayin’.
Jay: More often than not, your “just sayin” shit leads to problems.
Matt: Duly noted. In fact…I knew that, but evidently misplaced that part of my brain.
Matt and Jay: Déjà Vu?
Jay: So what should we do on the show this Sunday?
Matt: Hey dig this…How ‘bout we do Joke Show II?
Jay: Didn’t we just do one recently?
Matt: That’s what I thought, but we did the Joke Show clear back in July of 2011.
Jay: Holy shit…it doesn’t seem that long ago.
Matt: IKR?
Jay: Wow. That’s cool; I’m sure we and other people have new jokes to tell.
Matt: Yep, and we could talk about comedic timing…
Jay: The art and science of a well told joke…
Matt: How brevity is the soul of a good joke…
Jay: How Drive-By Mikey and your son have never realized that fact.
Matt: Word.
Jay: It should be good.
Matt: Hell yeah…Joke Show Part Deux it is, at Noon ET on Sunday on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay: I will have my rimshot ready.
Matt: I bet you say that to all the boys.
Jay: You sick fuck.
Matt: Hee…See you Sunday at Noon ET on IWS Radio, Jayman!!
Jay: It’s going to be awesome jocularity!!
Matt: Helllllooooooo?
Jay: What’s up hot shot?
Matt: Hold on, I have to pee...talk to Schmoop for a second.
Jay: Oh God…Hi Schmoop
Schmoop: I have the funniest joke about babies and ham.
Jay: Let’s hear it, babe.
Schmoop: Babies look like ham…Hee
Jay: Okayyy?
Schmoop: I HATE ham. HA!!
Jay: Is that it?
Schmoop: Yep!!
Jay: Ummmm...Matt done peein’ yet?
Schmoop: Herrrrrrre yaaaaaaa go.
Matt: Jayman? Don’t ever talk to Schmoop on a Thursday night when she is off on Friday.
Jay: But you told me to.
Matt Well, there’s a life-lesson for you…never listen to me.
Jay: Duly noted. In fact…I knew that, but evidently misplaced that part of my brain.
Matt: Anyhoo…Good show Wednesday. Did the uber-hot Warrior Kat have fun?
Jay: Oh yeah, I think so.
Matt: She’s hot.
Jay: Back off Mister. I found her first.
Matt: Easy fella. Just sayin’.
Jay: More often than not, your “just sayin” shit leads to problems.
Matt: Duly noted. In fact…I knew that, but evidently misplaced that part of my brain.
Matt and Jay: Déjà Vu?
Jay: So what should we do on the show this Sunday?
Matt: Hey dig this…How ‘bout we do Joke Show II?
Jay: Didn’t we just do one recently?
Matt: That’s what I thought, but we did the Joke Show clear back in July of 2011.
Jay: Holy shit…it doesn’t seem that long ago.
Matt: IKR?
Jay: Wow. That’s cool; I’m sure we and other people have new jokes to tell.
Matt: Yep, and we could talk about comedic timing…
Jay: The art and science of a well told joke…
Matt: How brevity is the soul of a good joke…
Jay: How Drive-By Mikey and your son have never realized that fact.
Matt: Word.
Jay: It should be good.
Matt: Hell yeah…Joke Show Part Deux it is, at Noon ET on Sunday on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay: I will have my rimshot ready.
Matt: I bet you say that to all the boys.
Jay: You sick fuck.
Matt: Hee…See you Sunday at Noon ET on IWS Radio, Jayman!!
Jay: It’s going to be awesome jocularity!!
5 comments:
I have my rimshot with me at all times. You just never know when you might need it.
Jay
I hear ya brother...Ya never know when it's gonna get lonely or when some one has something funny to say. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
It's so cool you did a show with your BFF! I still have to catch up.
I actually call my baby Hammie :/
It'd be nice if you guys pranked someone for your joke show. I can't tell jokes without destroying them.
OK I'm back home now. Can you guys redo the show?
Ha...Good one Mike. Cheers!!
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