Matt говори…Jay говори. You, слушам.
Matt: Hello? Helloooooo? Hel….
Jay: Kirk Douglasssish here.
Matt: Ha. Your Kirk Douglas impression is almost perfected.
Jay: Thanks!! I was thinking I may take it a step further as well.
Matt: How So?
Jay: Thought I might grab me an ice pick and put a dimple in my rugged, manly chin.
Matt: You truly suffer for your craft.
Jay: IKR?
Matt: Before we get started on show prep…What did you have for ‘sup tonight? I need an idea.
Jay: I had sole for the first time ever.
Matt: Was it good?
Jay: It was m’eh. Kinda bland…in fact, one could say…
Matt and Jay: IT HAD NO SOUL.
Matt: We are so punny.
Jay: We need to pick our babes for the Official 2012 IWS Babe Draft which along with their pictures, will appear on our website this Sunday.
Matt: I am so ready. I wrote down my four picks while at work today.
Jay: Okay…you go first.
Matt: With the first overall pick…I choose (name redacted)
Jay: Sweeeeet. My first pick is (name redacted)
Matt: She’s freaking hot, but I got my next one, Jayman…(name redacted)
Jay: Oh baby, adding a little color I see. Well, I give you this hottie…(name redacted)
Matt: But she has fairly big ones; that is so unlike you.
Jay: Yeah but she has her Aztec goin’ on.
Matt: Sweeeet. Let’s see…my third pick is, drum roll please…(name redacted)
Jay: Why didn’t the Secret Service hit on her? Anyhoodle, my next pick is, (name redacted)
Matt: I don’t know her.
Jay: Well, come Sunday, you will see her; know her; and love her.
Matt: Okay my last pick. The Dame of the Danes…One Miss (name redacted)
Jay: She seems like a nice girl. And my final pick while you hand me the chopsticks…One Miss (name redacted)
Matt: That’s a pretty good line-up.
Jay: Well hell yeah.
Matt: We do good work.
Jay: Hello? Of course.
Matt: And on IWS Radio Sunday at Noon ET, we will be doing the Prom Show?
Jay: It’s gonna be huge, and I think we are prepared.
Matt: But we didn’t talk about it
Jay and Matt: (silence)
Jay and Matt: Yeah we’re ready.
See you Sunday on the Radio, and to check out our Babe choices, come back here on Sunday!!
Matt: Hello? Helloooooo? Hel….Jay: Kirk Douglasssish here.
Matt: Ha. Your Kirk Douglas impression is almost perfected.
Jay: Thanks!! I was thinking I may take it a step further as well.
Matt: How So?
Jay: Thought I might grab me an ice pick and put a dimple in my rugged, manly chin.
Matt: You truly suffer for your craft.
Jay: IKR?
Matt: Before we get started on show prep…What did you have for ‘sup tonight? I need an idea.
Jay: I had sole for the first time ever.
Matt: Was it good?
Jay: It was m’eh. Kinda bland…in fact, one could say…
Matt and Jay: IT HAD NO SOUL.
Matt: We are so punny.
Jay: We need to pick our babes for the Official 2012 IWS Babe Draft which along with their pictures, will appear on our website this Sunday.
Matt: I am so ready. I wrote down my four picks while at work today.
Jay: Okay…you go first.
Matt: With the first overall pick…I choose (name redacted)
Jay: Sweeeeet. My first pick is (name redacted)
Matt: She’s freaking hot, but I got my next one, Jayman…(name redacted)
Jay: Oh baby, adding a little color I see. Well, I give you this hottie…(name redacted)
Matt: But she has fairly big ones; that is so unlike you.
Jay: Yeah but she has her Aztec goin’ on.
Matt: Sweeeet. Let’s see…my third pick is, drum roll please…(name redacted)
Jay: Why didn’t the Secret Service hit on her? Anyhoodle, my next pick is, (name redacted)
Matt: I don’t know her.
Jay: Well, come Sunday, you will see her; know her; and love her.Matt: Okay my last pick. The Dame of the Danes…One Miss (name redacted)
Jay: She seems like a nice girl. And my final pick while you hand me the chopsticks…One Miss (name redacted)
Matt: That’s a pretty good line-up.
Jay: Well hell yeah.
Matt: We do good work.
Jay: Hello? Of course.
Matt: And on IWS Radio Sunday at Noon ET, we will be doing the Prom Show?
Jay: It’s gonna be huge, and I think we are prepared.
Matt: But we didn’t talk about it
Jay and Matt: (silence)
Jay and Matt: Yeah we’re ready.
See you Sunday on the Radio, and to check out our Babe choices, come back here on Sunday!!
3 comments:
The fish, much like Raj from What's Happening, had no soul. But, we do. That's for damn sure.
Jay
Jayman: Pfffft. We overflowing in soul, and dripping in Awesome Sauce. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
'Official 2012 IWS Babe Draft'
Will there be a calendar?
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