Sean Hannity Interviews Sydney Leathers. The Porn Was a Flyin'!!

Cheeeeeeers and Happy Anniversary to two of the greatest people that I have, or ever will know.

My mom and dad.

That’s right.

On August 6, 1945...my future mom and dad, got married.

While hundreds of thousands of Japanese were being spontaneously turned into yellowish, irradiated Cream of Corn soup by the inaugural A-Bomb, Jack and Mary Anne Mahoney were whooping it up, and by night fall, were already working on the first of nine beautiful babies.

So, although they both have been half-lifed up to that great, plutonium-type silo in the sky, here’s wishing Jack and Mary Anne a wonderful 68th wedding anniversary!!

Typically, I am not big on anniversaries.  I think anniversaries are somewhat silly, because I tend to remember a happy event, or one that causes myself or the collective us to pause in a sad sense throughout the year randomly and spontaneously.

Birthdays, Arbor Day, 4th of July, and the day that Martin Luther King, Jr. was shot, are all observed as anniversaries and/or holidays, and yet…

While I may rejoice, and/or reflect for a moment on said days like those, I really don’t, nor never have observed holidays…until now…

You see?

In addition to today being my mom and dad’s wedding anniversary, August 6, 2013 is the fifth day anniversary of Sean Hannity interviewing, soothing, feeling sorry for, and broadcasting his admiration for, Weinergate temptress Sydney Leathers, during the 4 PM hour of his August 1st edition of his radio show.

I will mark this anniversary down as the one of the greatest moments in comedic history.

It seems as though fate would have it, today it was revealed that one, brow beaten, victimized by Anthony Weiner, Sydney Leathers…is less than intimidated by getting naked for the camera!!



I know!!  I was in disbelief myself, right!!?

I was in disbelief for two reasons…First, she seemed like such a stand-up girl who was sadly coerced into having an online love affair with Anthony Weiner, so I wondered…why would she exploit such a sad affair?

Secondly?

Why would any chick with smaller tits than Phil Mickelson and bigger thighs than Tony Siragusa allow herself to be filmed in the buff!?

Uuch!!  Makes no sense.  No sense at all.

Anyhoo…

Last Thursday, Sean “I’m a Devout Catholic Who Refuses to Wear His Wedding Ring” Hannity had her on his radio show, and he was feigning OUTRAGE by the behavior of Anthony Weiner all the while cooing, cajoling, and sympathizing with the “victim”, one Ms. Leathers.

Ha…Sean is such a dick.

But that’s okay, because a dick such as Sean Hannity interviewing a victimized soft porn star like Sydney Leathers makes perfect sense.

Got to hand it to Hannity…He knows good radio!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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Cheers Chuckleheads!!

Yesterday, after broadcasting along with Jayman yet another award winning episode of I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio which revolved around all the sexting scandals and bad behavior that is transpiring in our society, I took a nap.

Okay…I ate a humongous double fish sandwich lovingly prepared by my friends at Rally’s, and then took a nap, but nonetheless…

When I awoke, I was thinking more seriously about Weinergate, Sanfordgate, Geraldogate, and said to myself…

“You know Matt-Man…Old men texting pics of themselves and speaking illicitly to young women, and knowing that old women do the same thing with younger men.  That‘s funny shit right there.”

And then I remembered something that Noel Paul Stookey, the Paul of Peter, Paul, and Dead Mary fame, said years ago; something to the effect…

“As far as magazines go, we used to have LIFE, and then…we had People…after that, came Us…before you know it, we will have a magazine called, Me.  It will be a magazine cover with a mirror on it.”

Good ol’ Paul was not too far off.

We do have a magazine called Me, but instead of it being constucted of paper, print, and staples, it comes in the form of the internet…in the form of Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, 24/7 Cable News, radio, and to the chagrin of the masses who listen to our radio show, in the form of Blog Talk Radio, and a myriad of other social media outlets.

Oh Dear God…

MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry puts a syllabus up on her Facebook page before her show that nobody watches.  And why would they?  Who wants to watch a show anchored by a somewhat black chick pretentious professor of color who talks and talks, says nothing, and wears tampon earrings?

Rachel Maddow is one who digs deep into the facts, yet, she only reports the facts that agree with her own sensibilities.

And of course there is Chris Matthews and Al Sharpton…Chris wants to make love to the President and Sharpton wants more from the President.

On the other hand…

Over at FOX NEWS and the right wing media circus.

Every morning as the rooster crows, Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade, and avant-garde MENSA President Gretchen Carlson level words of vitriol against President Obama for things like not paying for the penicillin to treat the gonorrhea of one, Lance Corporal Joe Middle America which he contracted during a stay in a Dhaka hotel with a Bangledeshi hooker.

Herman Cain has a radio show and he talks about repealing “Obamacare.”  He doesn’t talk solutions, but he does talk repealing.

Rush Limbaugh talks about how Obama is the worst President in history, and that the morals of this country have gone down hill.  And then? He goes home to his third wife, and smacks his nanny/drug mule on the ass and berates her for being too slow with the goods.

Sean Hannity may be the best of all.  For three weeks he has talked about the travesty of the Trayvon Martn case, Obama’s socialism, and how white people are looked upon funny, and yet?

He cries a sparrow’s cry and weeps because our country is so divided, and he doesn’t understand why.

Here’s the thing…

Just like Weiner, Geraldo, and Sanford who immersed themselves into their own egos, lusts, and fully exposed themselves for the world to see, the people who cover these people and their stories, do it on a daily basis.

Lispy Girl, Maddow, Limbaugh, and Hannity…none of them give a fuck about making a difference, they just as does Anthony Weiner, want their numbers to shoot up.

Those media clowns are no different than the legislators that we elect, and the legislators that when indifferent to their agenda, they rail against on air.

Just as a, I’m going to change the world, bright-eyed politician wins his first seat, over time, he or she  makes it about him or herself, and so do broadcasters.

After all, politicians aren’t there to help you out.  They’re there to get re-elected.  And broadcasters?

They aren't there to inform you.  They are there to get renewed.

But....If you want to hear great journalism and funny stuff...Listen to I'm With Stupid which aired LIVE yesterday and we talked SEXTING!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man
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Matt Said, Jay Said...8"

Matt sextings.  Jay sextings.  You feel uncomfortable.

Matt:  You have reached Matty-Boy, state your business.
Jay:  What are you wearing?
Matt:  Nothing but the see-through veneer of a thousand regrets.
Jay:  Thaaaaaat…issssssssss…HOT!!
Matt:  IKR?

Jay:  It’s a line that Anthony Weiner only dreams that he could come up with.
Matt:  Pffffffft.  Amateur.
Jay:  So…I guess there really isn’t any way around it, is there?
Matt:  Nope.

Jay and Matt:  Hmmmmm?

Jay:  Nope.

Matt and Jay:  This Sunday is going to be the Sexy Sexting Show on IWS Radio!!

Matt:  We can talk about Weinergate.
Jay:  Talk about famous people in the past and what they would have been sexting.
Matt:  Describe how you and I have NO idea what sexting, cyber sex, and, peni---
Jay:  Or what stalking is all about!!
Matt:  Word.

Jay:  I bet Rev. Moneymaker has a few negative thoughts on this sexting thing.
Matt:  Oh I bet he does, and I am certain that Paul Piatt feels esoteric about it.
Jay:  Isn’t he always esoteric about everything?
Matt:  Maybe.

Jay:  Alright then…Sexy Sexting it is.
Matt:  We are getting so good at this.
Jay:  IKR?  We could just phone this shit in.
Matt:  Well we do.
Jay:  Ah…Yeah I guess we do.

Matt:  Well my good man we are ready.  Enjoy your baked chicken this evening.
Jay:  I will and enjoy your hot dogs, or…should I call them weiners?
Matt:  You should.
Jay:  I just did.
Matt:  I guess you did, in that case...Good Night!!
Jay:  Nightie Night!!

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Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin, and Sydney Leathers Sexting Scandal...Collateral Damage

Greetings my friends and thank you for reading, for this may be the most important thing I have ever written, and thankfully Jay and Matt have opened the IWS Radio website up for my own personal news ticker as it were, today.

The last day and a half, many news outlets have been reporting on the burgeoning and continuing sexting scandal of former NY Congressman and NYC Mayoral candidate, Anthony Weiner.

Anthony Weiner and his wife Huma Abedin were on television Tuesday afternoon holding a press conference in response to various news outlets discovering Weiner’s continued sexting habits with among others, one Sydney Leathers.

Huma Abedin gave an emotional outcry to the press, the public, and to you and I, to leave them alone.

She caterwauled that it’s a private matter….respect their privacy, and let our marital and familial wounds heal, as the Mayor’s race heats up.  Both Anthony Weiner and his wife Huma Abedin say that they will deal with, and overcome the hurt in a private manner.

Well…

That’s just fine for those two, and their kid Jordan, but what about me?

Who the hell am I you ask?

I am THE Carlos Danger™, and that Weiner jerk has not only hurt his wife, his child, and his career, but he has destroyed the sexting, cyber sex, and chat room reputation that took me years to develop and hone.

Evidently after the first discovery of his sexting capers and his subsequent apology, he still felt the need for speed of internet love yet again, and assumed my online name, Carlos Danger™.

When he was getting his virtual dork on with Sydney Leathers couldn’t he have used a more representative moniker like Hebrewlicious64, or Big Maccabee, or simply, Big Apple Tony?

Noooooo…He had to assume the phony yet belonging to me name of, Carlos Danger™.

That skinny assed hymie has some real chutzpah!!  What the hell right does he have to assume my online pseudonym?  None, and I tell you what…

Ever since this story broke, I have received emails from Babs69, Trollin’For Daddy, and MakeMeYour Widow telling me that I am no longer to contact them as my name, Carlos Danger™ is too high profile, and their husbands may find out that they are playin’!!

Oy Vey!!

Why does Weiner need to be such a shiksa hunter?  Why can’t he enjoy sexting with his own kind?  I know why…because Jewish girls would charge him for it, and at the end of the chat, he would hear and/or read…

“That was most unsatisfying; could you send me to Palm Beach to make up for it?”

Jesus Christ (who your guys killed by the way), could you just man up, state your name, and have online sex? Hell use your real name, because no one with whom you were to screw with online would assume that your real name is Anthony WEINER!!

Hell, if you want to live in a virtual world of perversion, have a couple of daughters, go into a chat room called Sodom and Gomorrah, and send sexy tweets to your daughters.

Just leave me, and my good name, Carlos Danger™ alone from now on.

Thanks Weiner-Mobile, and tell your wife to, “hit me up.”

Carlos Danger™

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