MSJS: Wholesome Is The New Smut

Matt confesses.  Jay repents.  You…are skeptical of their new found wholesomeness.

Matt:  Hola.
Matt:  Hola?
Jay:  Helloooooooo?  Anyone there?
Matt:  What up dawg?

Jay:  M’eh nothing much and you?
Matt:  Let me tell you…I have already done the dishes, shit, showered, and dressed for the day!!

Jay:  I’ll alert the media.
Matt:  Thank you.

Jay:  Last Sunday’s fucking, sucking, and ass ramming smut show was kind of uncomfortable.
Matt:  I know.  I still feel dirty about it.
Jay:  We need to cleanse our minds, bodies, and souls this week.

Matt:  You mean do some type of confession and repentance show?
Jay:  Well sorta…We should do a good, wholesome, family fun type of show.
Matt:  I’m always up for some wholesome family fun especially if a hot sister is involved.
Jay:  No…No…We have to move past that smut and talk about good things…pure things.
Matt:  Alright.

Jay:  We could do a few mea culpas for being sinners at times.  Kinda like going to confession.
Matt:  As you know, I was raised Catholic, so confession brings back some fond memories.
Jay:  Fond memories, or memories of being fondled?
Matt:  See?  See?  We can’t go there this week.
Jay:  Damn.  You’re right.  My bad.
Matt:  We could talk about religion and how it helps us out and/or makes us laugh.

Jay:  Hell…We could rank religions by their wholesomeness.
Matt:  Brilliant!!

Jay:  We could read some of the wholesome goings on in our town from our local newspapers.
Matt:  That’s always a good, Andy, Barney, Mayberry kind of wholesome time right there.
Jay:  IKR?  Maybe Schmoop could show up with some fried chicken from the deli.

Matt:  I dunno, but she did have a couple of incidences where IWS Radio took over her life.
Jay:  Oh my…I hope she is alright.
Matt:  She survived, and we’ll discuss.

Jay:  I think perhaps Rev. Moneymaker should add his liturgical voice to this show.
Matt:  By all means, as will Slyder Balzcock.  That man is the epitome of wholesome.

Jay:  He is, and I’ll get Drew Peacock to show his wholesome side this week also.
Matt:  Drew Peacock?  Does he have a wholesome side?
Jay:  I guess we’ll find out Sunday.

Matt:  Wow this is turning into quite the wholesome extravaganza!!
Jay:  And dig it…Triple Jaxxx will have a song for us yet again.
Matt:  Be still my heart…When I think of Jaxxx, I think wholesomeness.

Jay:  I think we’re ready…This going to be a kick ass…er, loving pat on the butt wholesome show.
Matt:  I am with ya my wholesome friend.
Jay:  Let’s do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

To join Jay, Matt, and the hilarity with the rest of the IWS Radio Team as they broadcast their, Good Wholesome Decent Family Fun Show episode LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET tomorrow on Blog Talk Radio…click HERE!!

IWS Babe of the Week: Welcome to BabeBerry

Jay and Matt have been busy this week.  Jay had his family in for the week, and Matt had to mentally prepare himself for Schmoop being at home for eleven days while on her work shut down/vacation, so...

That left little, well actually, no time for IWS Radio prep for today's show, so Jay and Matt are just gonna wing it LIVE on the air today from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

Don't think of it as two guys doing an unprepared 120 minutes of blather, inanity, and sophomoric jokes, rather, think of it as Andy and Barney sitting on Andy's porch after one of Aunt Bee's Sunday dinners, as they reflect and spin the fabric of their American lives in to a quilt of Mayberrian wisdom.

With that being said, and as it is Babe of the Week day here on IWS, let's celebrate some of the hot women of The Andy Griffith Show...

First up to answer the bell, school teacher Helen Crump.  You know she has a stern and sexy side to her, because man, look at the points on those pencils of her's...

Is there anyone in Mayberry cuter than Thelma Lou?  I don't think so.  A bun in the hair never looked so hot!!

Okay, maybe there is somebody cuter in Mayberry than Thelma Lou...Ellie Walker.  That chick could pour a soda and had access to pharmaceuticals!!

Oh yeahhhhhh...Barbara Eden was in one episode.  She came to Mayberry and got a job as a manicurist at Floyd's barber shop.  The men of Mayberry found her too hot to handle so they sent her packing to Cape Canaveral to live with Major Nelson.

And of course, the Queen of Mayberry Hotness...Aunt Bee.  No matter how bad the day was, Aunt Bee was always there at noon with her picnic basket full of fried chicken, and hot love.

So there you go, a little homespun hotness courtesy of the Maids and Maidens of Mayberry.

Join Jay and Matt today LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio by clicking below, as they spin their own down home hilarity on Blog Talk Radio.

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