Sunday, July 7, 2013

IWS Babe of the Week: Welcome to BabeBerry

Jay and Matt have been busy this week.  Jay had his family in for the week, and Matt had to mentally prepare himself for Schmoop being at home for eleven days while on her work shut down/vacation, so...

That left little, well actually, no time for IWS Radio prep for today's show, so Jay and Matt are just gonna wing it LIVE on the air today from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

Don't think of it as two guys doing an unprepared 120 minutes of blather, inanity, and sophomoric jokes, rather, think of it as Andy and Barney sitting on Andy's porch after one of Aunt Bee's Sunday dinners, as they reflect and spin the fabric of their American lives in to a quilt of Mayberrian wisdom.

With that being said, and as it is Babe of the Week day here on IWS, let's celebrate some of the hot women of The Andy Griffith Show...

First up to answer the bell, school teacher Helen Crump.  You know she has a stern and sexy side to her, because man, look at the points on those pencils of her's...


Is there anyone in Mayberry cuter than Thelma Lou?  I don't think so.  A bun in the hair never looked so hot!!

Okay, maybe there is somebody cuter in Mayberry than Thelma Lou...Ellie Walker.  That chick could pour a soda and had access to pharmaceuticals!!


Oh yeahhhhhh...Barbara Eden was in one episode.  She came to Mayberry and got a job as a manicurist at Floyd's barber shop.  The men of Mayberry found her too hot to handle so they sent her packing to Cape Canaveral to live with Major Nelson.


And of course, the Queen of Mayberry Hotness...Aunt Bee.  No matter how bad the day was, Aunt Bee was always there at noon with her picnic basket full of fried chicken, and hot love.


So there you go, a little homespun hotness courtesy of the Maids and Maidens of Mayberry.

Join Jay and Matt today LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio by clicking below, as they spin their own down home hilarity on Blog Talk Radio.

Jay and Matt LIVE  Today from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

4 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Man, I'd let Helen Crump teach me penmanship and whack me with a yardstick when I got out of line any day.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jayman: I bet you would, unfortunately, Mrs. Langston beat her to it. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

Edita said...

Oh yes. Barbara Eden.

I'm With Stupid said...

Edita: I'd like to put my Genie in her bottle. What? Cheers Edita!!

Matt-Man