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Sunday, May 17, 2015

Anna Kendrick and IWS Radio are Pitch Perfect

IWS Radio is proud to announce that our Person of the Week is "Pitch Perfect 2" star Anna Kendrick!


Much like IWS Radio Anna is multi-talented, hot and hilarious! She can sing and dance and act and is just an all-around really awesome person.


She's also very excited about Jay and Matt Unplugged on IWS Radio this week. Just like cute and quirky Anna, Jay and Matt are very predictable. There is no telling what they are going to do or say on this week's show because they haven't done any planning or prep. Sure, they've uploaded some old audios to play and maybe some bad and good music if things get slow, but there's not telling where this show will go or how long it will last. This week's show is going to be almost as charming, wacky, silly, sexy and fun as Anna Kendrick is!


So, congrats to Anna Kendrick for being named IWS Person of the Week and don't forget to tune into "Jay and Matt: Unplugged" at 12 Noon ET on IWS Radio! See you there!


Saturday, June 9, 2012

Matt Said, Jay Said XLII

Matt konuşuyor ... Jay konuşur, sen dinle.

Matt:  Helllllooooooo?
Jay:  What’s up hot shot?
Matt:  Hold on, I have to pee...talk to Schmoop for a second.
Jay:  Oh God…Hi Schmoop
Schmoop:  I have the funniest joke about babies and ham.
Jay:  Let’s hear it, babe.
Schmoop:  Babies look like ham…Hee
Jay:  Okayyy?
Schmoop:  I HATE ham.  HA!!
Jay:  Is that it?
Schmoop:  Yep!!
Jay:  Ummmm...Matt done peein’ yet?
Schmoop:  Herrrrrrre yaaaaaaa go.

Matt:  Jayman?  Don’t ever talk to Schmoop on a Thursday night when she is off on Friday.
Jay:  But you told me to.
Matt  Well, there’s a life-lesson for you…never listen to me.
Jay:  Duly noted.  In fact…I knew that, but evidently misplaced that part of my brain.

Matt:  Anyhoo…Good show Wednesday.  Did the uber-hot Warrior Kat have fun?
Jay:  Oh yeah, I think so.
Matt:  She’s hot.
Jay:  Back off Mister. I found her first.
Matt:  Easy fella.  Just sayin’.
Jay:  More often than not, your “just sayin” shit leads to problems.
Matt:  Duly noted.  In fact…I knew that, but evidently misplaced that part of my brain.

Matt and Jay:  Déjà Vu?

Jay:  So what should we do on the show this Sunday?
Matt:  Hey dig this…How ‘bout we do Joke Show II?
Jay:  Didn’t we just do one recently?
Matt:  That’s what I thought, but we did the Joke Show clear back in July of 2011.
Jay:  Holy shit…it doesn’t seem that long ago.
Matt:  IKR?

Jay:  Wow.  That’s cool; I’m sure we and other people have new jokes to tell.
Matt:  Yep, and we could talk about comedic timing…
Jay:  The art and science of a well told joke…
Matt:  How brevity is the soul of a good joke…
Jay:  How Drive-By Mikey and your son have never realized that fact.
Matt:  Word.

Jay:  It should be good.
Matt:  Hell yeah…Joke Show Part Deux  it is, at Noon ET on Sunday on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay:  I will have my rimshot ready.
Matt:  I bet you say that to all the boys.
Jay:  You sick fuck.

Matt:  Hee…See you Sunday at Noon ET on IWS Radio, Jayman!!
Jay:  It’s going to be awesome jocularity!!