Saturday, June 9, 2012

Matt Said, Jay Said XLII

Matt konuşuyor ... Jay konuşur, sen dinle.

Matt:  Helllllooooooo?
Jay:  What’s up hot shot?
Matt:  Hold on, I have to pee...talk to Schmoop for a second.
Jay:  Oh God…Hi Schmoop
Schmoop:  I have the funniest joke about babies and ham.
Jay:  Let’s hear it, babe.
Schmoop:  Babies look like ham…Hee
Jay:  Okayyy?
Schmoop:  I HATE ham.  HA!!
Jay:  Is that it?
Schmoop:  Yep!!
Jay:  Ummmm...Matt done peein’ yet?
Schmoop:  Herrrrrrre yaaaaaaa go.

Matt:  Jayman?  Don’t ever talk to Schmoop on a Thursday night when she is off on Friday.
Jay:  But you told me to.
Matt  Well, there’s a life-lesson for you…never listen to me.
Jay:  Duly noted.  In fact…I knew that, but evidently misplaced that part of my brain.

Matt:  Anyhoo…Good show Wednesday.  Did the uber-hot Warrior Kat have fun?
Jay:  Oh yeah, I think so.
Matt:  She’s hot.
Jay:  Back off Mister. I found her first.
Matt:  Easy fella.  Just sayin’.
Jay:  More often than not, your “just sayin” shit leads to problems.
Matt:  Duly noted.  In fact…I knew that, but evidently misplaced that part of my brain.

Matt and Jay:  Déjà Vu?

Jay:  So what should we do on the show this Sunday?
Matt:  Hey dig this…How ‘bout we do Joke Show II?
Jay:  Didn’t we just do one recently?
Matt:  That’s what I thought, but we did the Joke Show clear back in July of 2011.
Jay:  Holy shit…it doesn’t seem that long ago.
Matt:  IKR?

Jay:  Wow.  That’s cool; I’m sure we and other people have new jokes to tell.
Matt:  Yep, and we could talk about comedic timing…
Jay:  The art and science of a well told joke…
Matt:  How brevity is the soul of a good joke…
Jay:  How Drive-By Mikey and your son have never realized that fact.
Matt:  Word.

Jay:  It should be good.
Matt:  Hell yeah…Joke Show Part Deux  it is, at Noon ET on Sunday on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay:  I will have my rimshot ready.
Matt:  I bet you say that to all the boys.
Jay:  You sick fuck.

Matt:  Hee…See you Sunday at Noon ET on IWS Radio, Jayman!!
Jay:  It’s going to be awesome jocularity!!

5 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

I have my rimshot with me at all times. You just never know when you might need it.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

I hear ya brother...Ya never know when it's gonna get lonely or when some one has something funny to say. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

Jo said...

It's so cool you did a show with your BFF! I still have to catch up.

I actually call my baby Hammie :/

It'd be nice if you guys pranked someone for your joke show. I can't tell jokes without destroying them.

Mike said...

OK I'm back home now. Can you guys redo the show?

I'm With Stupid said...

Ha...Good one Mike. Cheers!!