What IWS Fans Are Saying

Showing posts with label Bob Filner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob Filner. Show all posts

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Matt Said Jay Said 3

Matt pops a cork…Jay taps a keg…You celebrate with us.

Matt:  Hiya Chuckles!!
Jay:  What’s up?
Matt:  I’m getting excited about our big 3rd Year Anniversary Show this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET.
Jay:  IKR?  This show is gonna be bigger and hotter than the flames coming out of your ass after eating a can of Beefaroni!!

Matt:  I just had a flashback thank you very much, but you’re right.
Jay:  Man, can you believe it?  Three years of non-stop laughs and top notch journalism.
Matt:  IKR?  It’s like we’re the FOX News of Blog Talk Radio, only we have top notch journalism.

Jay:  True…They could learn a thing or two from us…like being
Matt:  Like what?  FOX News being fair and balanced?  That’s crazy talk!!
Jay:  A man can dream, can’t he?
Matt: I suppose, but let’s try to stay in a relative realm of reality.

Jay:  Word.  So, this anniversary show…the accolades having been pouring into us from many celebs.
Matt:  Oh I know…I received one today from San Diego Mayor Bob Filner.
Jay:  Wow…I have already received congrats from Rick Perry, Roseanne, and Ted Cruz.
Matt:  Freaking awesome.  Dig this Jayman; John McCain sent us THREE statements of kind words!!
Jay:  That’s so cute, but guess what?
Matt:  What?

Jay:  President Obama just now sent us one as well!!
Matt:  Get outta here.
Jay:  If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’!!
Matt:  This is HUGE!!

Jay:  We need to play these and the warm words from others in power, for our loyal audience.
Matt:  We sure as hell will, along with playing our fave files and moments from Season 3.
Jay:  Nothing wrong with a Sunday stroll down Memory Lane.

Matt:  I’m sure Guy Ahnyurdyck, Slyder Balzcock, and maybe even Kim Fragile will chime in.

Jay:  And Joshua, Rev. Moneymaker, Bobby Kraft are probably mixing and mincing up some words.

Matt:  And of course Jayman, you know who truly needs to be involved and celebrated…

Jay:  Damn Right!!  The listeners…who without fail, make us the Number One Comedy show nearly every week.

Matt:  We will have shout out and tributes galore to those fine folks
Jay:  As it should be, and we can touch on what is in store for Season Four.
Matt:  Poetically said Jayman.
Jay:  Rhyming is my Bitch.
Matt:  Word.

Jay:  So let’s get ready to party tomorrow, Sunday August 25th on Blog Talk Radio…
Matt:  As IWS Radio presents its Season 3 Finale LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET.
Jay:  Listen LIVE, hit the Chat Room, and of course Matt-Man…

Matt:  Call-In LIVE at 661.244.9852

Jay:  How do they get to the party, my good man?
Matt:  They can get there by clicking HERE.

Jay and Matt:  Holaaaaaa and Cheeeeeers!!