Kim Davis Condemns IWS Radio To HELL

Hello and God Bless...Kim Davis here for IWS Radio, and let me tell you, those who listen to IWS
Radio on a regular basis are bound for hell, and Jay and Matt are driving the bus.

I was stuck in my county jail cell Sunday and the guards pumped the IWS Radio broadcast all through the facility. It made me feel dirty as they held a sin-filled on-air bachelor party for Matt-Man.

The only redeeming thing about their nonsense is that Matt is actually marrying a woman, and that is they way God intended it. Anyway, here is a list of some of the depravity that went down on Sunday's IWS show...

Jay and Matt opened with witty banter that included talk about a cranky old man who annoys Matt at the Beer Mine...Jayman's need for high quality soap and shampoo, and the entire segment was sponsored by the delicious and versatile "Hash Brown."

Drew Peacock was up for the bachelor party in a sickening way, but it seems that his invite was lost in the mail.

Jesse Ferg and Schmoop pleaded with folks to call into the show and/or call Jerry's Kids while Jay and Matt called the Vatican Embassy and invited pope Frankie to the big wedding.

Sarah Palin was on top of her game as she defended our freedom in a most articulate manner.

Phil Diller celebrated Phil in the Blank Day and well...that has to be experienced.

And then things got weird when Jamie Mapleleaf called in and Robert The Taylor finally learned how to turn off his speakers during his several attempts to do the same.

So give it a listen everyone and discover how Satan works his evil through the comedy of the IWS Radio Show:

Tom Hanks is Hosting a Bachelor Party on IWS Radio!

Hey guys! Tom Hanks here for my good friends at IWS Radio. I'm sure you all know me as the very distinguished Academy Award winning actor from such movies as "Forrest Gump" and "Philadelphia." Well, there was a time in my career when I didn't hang out with super talented people like Matt-Man and Jayman. Oh no! I had to do a movie called "Bachelor Party" with Adrian Zmed and Tawny Kitaen once. IKR???

Luckily that is in my dark distant past and IWS is my present and future. But, I'm experiencing a little deja vu all over again as IWS Radio is throwing a wild and crazy bachelor party for Matt this week!

"The nine month's of freedom for IWS Radio's very own Matt-Man are coming to an end as his wedding to the lovely Schmoop is but days away, so it is fitting that Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio gang have a disgusting, drunken, and hilarious bachelor party LIVE on the air.

They'll be talking bachelor party food, sexy cake jumper outters, good and bad celebrity guests to invite, bad music to play, and discuss wedding preparations and Jayman's impending road trip from Redneckville, AR. to Bagwine, OH. so that he may share in the disastorous beauty of the forthcoming nuptials.

Previous bad bachelor/bachelorette party experiences will also be shared along with a call to the Vatican Embassy in D.C. and you phone calls at 661.244.9852. So, join the raucous hilarity as IWS Radio presents...IWS Radio Bachelor Party: Dead Matt Walking"

Honestly? I can't wait to get back into my silly "Bachelor Party" days and have fun with the vast and diverse worldwide audience of IWS Radio! I just hope Adrian Zmed isn't invited! Don't forget! Everyone is invited to "IWS Radio Bachelor Party: Dead Matt Walking" Sunday at 12 Noon ET on IWS Radio!