Saturday, April 4, 2015

Mary Magdalene: Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio Are The Holy Trinity

Hi All...Mary Magdalene here and I am soooooo spiritually ready to listen to Jay, Matt, and the IWS radio crew tomorrow.

Right now as I type this on a lonely Friday night, my boyfriend Jesus, or as you may know him, The Savior, is floating and flitting about in the great astronomical skies above us, but...

By the time you read this, he will be but one day away from returning to Earth and once again captivating our minds and imaginations...or something.

While I am waiting for my supernatural stud-muffin to return to Earth, I want to take a minute to tell you all to listen to Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team LIVE tomorrow from Noon- 2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.

Those two chuckleheads are funnier than watching a camel trying to pass through the eye of a needle...yeah, the bible is full of embellishments, but...and anyhoo...

Tomorrow is gonna be mostly about my boyfriend Jaycee and in fact, here is what IWS Radio says about tomorrow's show...

Jesus Christ has pushed away that stone and is roamin' free along the highways and byways of Galilee, so Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team are celebrating the Easter resurrection and rebellious nature of Jaycee himself. Joining Jay and Matt in this Easter party will be Rev. Moneymaker, Stand-Up Jesus doing his schtick at Ha-Ha's in Haifa, and we'll hear from Jesus' lesser known brother Festus Christ.

Jay and Matt will also be playing some awesome Christian music and some awful Christian music to get you toes a tappin'. They will also talk about what's on their Easter Feast menu and try to answer that age old question that has gone unanswered for centuries...

Why do so many Christians rudely celebrate the resurrection of a supernatural Jew by eating ham on Easter Sunday?

All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Jesus Christ: Rebel Without A Cross.

So there you have it...Jay, Matt, and IWS Radio celebrating my boyfriend on Easter Sunday. Let's tell him that we love him, and listen LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET as Jay, Matt and IWS Radio present Jesus Christ: Rebel Without a Cross.

To listen LIVE click right HERE!!

3 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Poor Mary! Sitting around pining for Jaycee all these years. Girl needs to get out more.

Jay

Mike said...

I don't eat ham on Easter Sunday. I eat pork. ..................:)............

I'm With Stupid said...

I bet she's a squirter. Cheers!!

Matt