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Thursday, February 12, 2015

Freeing the Nipple is Hard Work

Holaaaaaaaaaa y’all! So the Great Booby Debate of 2015 is off to a rip-roaring start! Yesterday’s post by Matt-Man stirred up some action. So far the reaction has been positive, but there’s still more to do. Matt and I will be discussing this further on IWS Radio this coming Sunday. We have figure out how to go about this new world of Freeing the Nipple on the IWS Blog.

What kind of limits do we put on booby pics? How often will they appear? What about promoting the blog on social media? Does it have to be listed as Not Safe For Work? Who will be the first sniveling little bitch to flag one of our posts on Facebook or Twitter or whathaveya? Aaaaaaaaaand if boobs are okay then surely butts are too, right?


And how ethical do we want to be about this. Do we want to be fine upstanding honest bog citizens and actually post what our headlines say? Or do we want to be internet tricksters like everyone else and post a headline like “Kate Upton Topless!!” and then post THIS …


Oh sure, she’s topless, but she’s not TOPLESS! You know what I mean? She’s not wearing a top, but her arm is strategically placed to ruin everything for the excited folks who clicked the link. That’s kind of a dick move, but it does produce clicks.

Speaking of clicks … Is this blog going to become a clickbait blog? Is that all we’re going for now? Will we no longer be posting deep, insightful and HI-larious stuff? Or will we mix it up. Keep practicing our craft while from time to time throwing in a hot topless celebrity? Orrrrrrrr are we going to post the topless celebrity pics in out brilliant posts giving the internet a little bit of sexiness and brilliance? That sounds like a good idea, but we’ll see.

Of course we could go full lists, viral videos, funny & sexy gifs and naked chicks all the time. We’ll be IWS Buzzfeed using headlines like "The 69 Hottest Moments in Movie History!" Or “The 37 Times a Naked Miley Cyrus Totally Ruled the Internets!” Or “192 Times Taylor Swift Made us Feel Better About Humanity!” Or “9,649 Times a Naked Kim Kardashian Totally Grossed Us Out!” And then things like “Sarah Palin’s 100 Funniest and 12 Serious Gifs!”


I don’t know about the viral videos. Those get posted 9,428 times to Facebook before we could ever post them here. So those are probably out. Man I fucking hate those! Seriously y’all viral videos are all I ever see on my Facebook newsfeed these days. This man tried to pet a Komodo Dragan and what happened next will amaze you! Who fucking cares? All that heartwarming crap bores me.  But, cute puppy gifs? Those totally rule! We can include those.


So, as you can see this is some deep, complicated shit here. We’re gonna have to talk about it and set some guidelines and stuff like that. Freeing the nipple is not nearly as easy as it seems.



12 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

I initially thought this was a no-brainer, but now? There are moral, ethical, and SEO considerations to be taken into account. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt-Man: Nothing is ever easy. Well, except me. I'm easy.

Jay

Mike said...

What did you do with my comment you G.. D... Blogspot computer!!

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Blogger is up to something nefarious? What was your comment? I'm sure it was deeply insightful and quite brilliant.

Jay

Anemone said...

Isn't wearing a sweater but not a bra also freeing the nipple?

I'm With Stupid said...

Anemone: You make a good point! No bra means the nipples are free to swing all over the place.

Jay

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