Saturday, February 14, 2015

Cupid Hearts IWS Radio

Hi all!!  Cupid here, and let me tell you, I am going to be so God Damn busy today.  I’ll be firing arrows of love throughout the world today.  I’ll be pulling on my bow string so much today that my wrist will be
quivering with carpal tunnel.  Ha!!

Get it?  Quivering?  Arrows?  Ha…I fucking crack myself up.  I have to keep myself joyful today because while I enjoy bringing people together, it’s ponderous man; it’s fucking ponderous.

But let me tell ya…When Valentine’s Day is over, I am going to go home, sleep in, and then get up Sunday at Noon ET so I can listen to those two other Gods of Love, Jay and Matt on the IWS Radio Show.

They have a hilarious and love-filled show on tap for all y’all.  In fact, I read the press release in this week’s Variety Magazine and it read:

Jay and Matt sweep up the broken pieces of the pathetic men who bought overpriced crap and the pathetic women who were “under-appreciated” and/or had their hearts broken on Valentine’s Day. They also spend time feigning outrage and overtly mocking the nationwide cinematic opening of Fifty Shades of Grey. But wait, there’s MORE!!

Presidents’ Day is upon us and it is incumbent upon the IWS staff to make fun of each and every Oval Office inhabitant that has ever tried to govern this great nation. If that isn’t enough, IWS Radio drinks in the debauchery of Mardi Gras and talks of repentance with the arrival of Lent. Jay and Matt will also talk candidly and openly about the moral and ethical question facing us today…

Should Jay and Matt begin to post pictures of fully-exposed boobs and bare-naked booties upon the IWS Radio website?  All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio celebrates Pathetic People, Presidents, and Boobies!!

After a full day of spreading love, it will be nice to sit back, relax, and listen to this dynamic duo pick up where I left off.  So…

Listen tomorrow LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as IWS Radio presents, Pathetic People, Presidents, and Boobies!!

To listen LIVE click right HERE.

As always and of course with LOVE,

Cupid

2 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

If he even thinks about shooting me with an arrow I'm calling the cops on his ass.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: As you should...The Second Amendment only goes so far. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt