Another shiny new year in which we can attempt to make ourselves more decent, loving, healthy, and successful human beings, however; with the rate of non-success in those annual endeavors, allow us here at IWS Radio to simply hope that you have a wonderful New Year Day and a less than hurtful 2015.
So, on behalf of…
Jayman: “Hola Bitches, bring the New Year On!!”
Matt-Man: “It’s a familiar, yet new beginning…Cheers Bitches!!”
Jamie Mapleleaf: “It’s 2015, let’s celebrate, you hosers…eh?”
Schmoop: “2015? Whatever.”
Paul Piatt: “Have an effusive and ebullient New Year.”
Bobby Kraft: “Hey everybody…I hope that 2015 works out for ya.”
Slyder Balzcock: “To make the most of 2015...you stay right there.”
Drew Peacock: “Awwwwwwwww yeah…Make 2015 the sexiest year ever baby. Uh-huuhhhhhh.”
Chris Hayes: “2015 is angry man; it’s really angry.”
Guy Ahnyurdyck: “I hope I make it to shore in the next few days.”
Rev. Moneymaker: “In 2015, try to make more friends than frenimies.”
Stubby Stonehenge: “I don’t care what year it is…where the fuck am I?”
Dixie Ozark: “Have a blessed 2015 be it the good Lord willin' and the creek don’t rise.”
The Late Tammy Tibbles: “Make 2015 Amaaaaaaaaaazing.”
Dusty Sandman: “Hey Hey Hey…may your roads be straight and your pavement dry in 2015.”
Mr. Vague: “Hope you have a good day, and an uneventful year full of all that stuff.”
Martin: “May your 2015 be full of positive vibes and plentiful touchings of your happy place.”
Joshua: “Make 2015 the most FABULOUS year of your life!!”
Party Marty: “If you’d like to leave a message, wait for the tone. When you are done, you may hang up or press one for more options…”
Jesse Ferg: “Why does my penis smell like sauerkraut? Was that out of line? I didn't think so.”
KleeShay Johnson: "Give 110% during the 24/7/365 of 2015."
So there you have it folks...thoughtful New Year wishes from the management, staff, and friends of IWS Radio. Let’s make 2015 a great year!!