Thursday, January 1, 2015

Happy New Year 2015 From the Staff and Management of IWS Radio


Another shiny new year in which we can attempt to make ourselves more decent, loving, healthy, and successful human beings, however; with the rate of non-success in those annual endeavors, allow us here at IWS Radio to simply hope that you have a wonderful New Year Day and a less than hurtful 2015.

So, on behalf of…

Jayman:  “Hola Bitches, bring the New Year On!!”

Matt-Man: “It’s a familiar, yet new beginning…Cheers Bitches!!”

Jamie Mapleleaf:  “It’s 2015, let’s celebrate, you hosers…eh?”

Schmoop:  “2015? Whatever.”

Paul Piatt:  “Have an effusive and ebullient New Year.”

Bobby Kraft:  “Hey everybody…I hope that 2015 works out for ya.”

Slyder Balzcock:  “To make the most of 2015...you stay right there.”

Drew Peacock:  “Awwwwwwwww yeah…Make 2015 the sexiest year ever baby.  Uh-huuhhhhhh.”

Chris Hayes:  “2015 is angry man; it’s really angry.”

Guy Ahnyurdyck:  “I hope I make it to shore in the next few days.”

Rev. Moneymaker:  “In 2015, try to make more friends than frenimies.”

Stubby Stonehenge:  “I don’t care what year it is…where the fuck am I?”

Dixie Ozark:  “Have a blessed 2015 be it the good Lord willin' and the creek don’t rise.”

The Late Tammy Tibbles:  “Make 2015 Amaaaaaaaaaazing.”

Dusty Sandman:  “Hey Hey Hey…may your roads be straight and your pavement dry in 2015.”

Mr. Vague:  “Hope you have a good day, and an uneventful year full of all that stuff.”

Martin:  “May your 2015 be full of positive vibes and plentiful touchings of your happy place.”

Aunt Jackie:

Joshua:  “Make 2015 the most FABULOUS year of your life!!”

Party Marty:  “If you’d like to leave a message, wait for the tone.  When you are done, you may hang up or press one for more options…”

Jesse Ferg:  “Why does my penis smell like sauerkraut? Was that out of line?  I didn't think so.”

KleeShay Johnson:  "Give 110% during the 24/7/365 of 2015."

So there you have it folks...thoughtful New Year wishes from the management, staff, and friends of IWS Radio.  Let’s make 2015 a great year!!


4 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Happy Freakin' New Year Y'all!

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Matt: Word!! Happy New Year Jayman. Cheers!!

Matt

Bum Wine Bob said...

Happy New Year guys! Cheers!

Bum Wine Bob

jAMiE said...

Happy New Year Jay and Matt...all the best in 2015!