Hola y’all! It seems like almost everyone is just wandering
around being grumpy all the time these days. We’re all in a bad mood and we’re
taking it out on each other. But, WHY are we in such a bad mood all the time
lately? Well …
We have to constantly worry that the guy standing in line in
front of us at Walmart who can’t stop hacking and coughing might give us some
nasty virus like Ebola. Oh sure, government officials keep telling us how hard
it is to contract Ebola, but THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN NEWS might beg to differ:
Not only are we worried that we or our family and friends
could catch something nasty we are also worried that our computers, tablets and
mobile devices could too:
Because of that we find ourselves looking for a distraction.
Maybe a distraction like Canadian tennis superstar Eugenie Bouchard in a
bikini, eh?
Of course that kind of distraction leads us to engage in
other no-so-wholesome activities:
But, halfway through that activity a little voice in our
heads reminds us of something that ruins the mood:
So now we know that when we reach the Pearly Gates we’re
gonna be asked why we were doing THAT and our only answer will be “I don’t
know. Boobs.”
We all know how THAT will work out:
So that’s why we walk around town all day with a frown on
our faces and are so grumpy all the time:
Damn, it’s enough to drive a man to drink:
4 comments:
People are angry man, but we gotta overcome and have a few laughs. Cheer Jayman!!
Matt
'Butts' is a good alternative answer.
Matt: People are indeed angry out there. AND I'M ONE OF THEM! Kind of.
Jay
Mike: That's probably the answer I would give.
Jay
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