Saturday, September 13, 2014

Adrian Peterson: "IWS Radio Is The One Thing You CAN'T Beat."

Hi all…Minnesota running back Adrian Peterson here for IWS Radio.

Ya know?  This Sunday I will be inactivated and will be sidelined by alleged child abuse charges of which I have more or less admitted to, and of which have been well-documented, however…

I am kinda happy about that because it will give me a Sunday off to do what I like to do in the off-season…listening to Jay and Matt on the IWS Radio Show with a bottle of Courvoisier and a bag of fallen tree leaves at the ready should somebody trouble me, and interrupt my down time and entertainment.

As a NFL All-Star Running Back I expect to be treated as such, and IWS Radio always brings me an All-Star performance.  Jay and Matt will be talking about many things this Sunday.  In addition to talking about the bullshit child abuse charges leveled against me, the IWS Radio PR Department says this…

There is so much going on this week that Jay and Matt and the IWS Radio team can’t break it all down themselves. Going to war with ISIS…Ray and Janay Rice…Roger Goodell and the NFL lying to and hiding from themselves…Wacky goings on in Redneckville, AR. and Bagwine, OH…IWS Radio’s Miss 4th of July’s boobies are out of control, and of course, IWS Radio is on the brink of celebrating its 1,000,000th listener!!

With so much going on we need your help to process all of these goings on, so…We NEED YOUR PHONE CALLS.  C’mon people dial us up, and let us know how you feel about all of the craziness that is going on in our wacky world.  From start to finish, this show is all about your thoughts.  Let’s make 661.244.9852 a Party Line.

Sounds like an awesome time.  You can’t beat that level of fun and frivolity with a stick, and trust me…I've tried. And those out of control boobies?  I’d love to show them some Adrian Peterson discipline, but…

I digress.

So, to make a long distraction away from my legal and moral problems short…Listen to Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET on Blogtalk Radio, as they air their Open Phone Lines and Boobies episode.

Hell…I may even call in to apologize for the disgusting things that I may or may have not carried out upon a four year old.  But to find out if I do?

Listen to IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET, by clicking HERE.

5 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

It's gonna be a swingin' good time!

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: We're going to leave people in stitches. Cheers!!

Matt

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