Holaaaaaaaaaaaaa! So, the other day I’m hanging out with the
Jaymom when this happens…
Jaymom: M.E. is gotta go to Little Rock cause for her
granddaughter’s graduation.
Jay: She’s graduating? Already?
Jaymom: And going to Central next year and will be a cheerleader.
Jay: That’s great, I guess.
Jaymom: And they’re coming up here for the 4th of July and the granddaughter doesn’t want to. So M.E. told them “maybe she could stay with a friend” and M.E’s son said “NO! The family is going to spend the 4th together and that means she will be with the family!”
Jay: She’s graduating? Already?
Jaymom: And going to Central next year and will be a cheerleader.
Jay: That’s great, I guess.
Jaymom: And they’re coming up here for the 4th of July and the granddaughter doesn’t want to. So M.E. told them “maybe she could stay with a friend” and M.E’s son said “NO! The family is going to spend the 4th together and that means she will be with the family!”
Jay: Well okay then. I’m sure she’ll be so pleasant to be
around.
Jaymom: I told M.E. she just has to hang on for two more years and she’ll be 18 and he can’t control her anymore.
Jay: True. Wait … You said she graduated and was going to Univ. of Central Arkansas next year.
Jaymom: What? Oh no! She graduated junior high and is going to Central High in Little Rock next year.
Jaymom: I told M.E. she just has to hang on for two more years and she’ll be 18 and he can’t control her anymore.
Jay: True. Wait … You said she graduated and was going to Univ. of Central Arkansas next year.
Jaymom: What? Oh no! She graduated junior high and is going to Central High in Little Rock next year.
Jay: Oh for crying out loud! No … No … No … You only
graduate TWICE! When you graduate high school and when you graduate college.
That’s it! That’s the graduation list! You don’t graduate from pre-school and
kindergarten and grade school and middle school and junior high school. Just
high school and college. Sure, you can get advanced degrees and shit, but
that’s all a bonus and doesn’t hold the same significance.
This is part of what’s wrong with kids today you know? They
finish high school and they already have a wall full of diplomas and they think
they’ve accomplished so damn much when in fact they haven’t accomplished a damn
thing. It’s not like getting a high school diploma is all that difficult to do.
I mean, if you’re a really crappy student you get passed along under what they
call “social promotion” so you are around people in your own age group and if
you put out any effort whatsoever at all you finish with a good enough GPA to
get into community college or most state schools.
That’s why they started all this Advanced Placement crap.
That’s the group of kids who have rich parents, parents who are “prominent”
members of the community, or parents who are on the school board or are just
popular kids. This is where the real grade inflation takes place. They get
extra credit for being in these AP classes so they can separate them from the
poor kids and middle class kids. That’s why the top dozen graduates all have
over a 4.00 gpa!
So then you have these kids who have never struggled, never
had to deal with any adversity graduating high school and they think their
lives are gonna be so cushy and easy. Especially kids from these rich families.
Nobody has ever said “no” to them and it never crosses their mind that someone
might actually say “no” to them someday. So, the first time things go badly for
them they fall apart.
Girls run into adversity and they become bitter feminists or
start developing terrible self-confidence issues and maybe even an eating
disorder and that just makes things worse. Aaaaaaaand the first time a boy gets
told “no” will be by a girl and he’ll be so enraged that he will start calling
all women “whores” and “cunts” and other names and eventually he’ll grab a
couple of semi-automatic guns and mow down the neighborhood or shoot up a movie
theater!
ALL BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN CODDLED SINCE CHILDHOOD AND HAVE A
WALL FULL OF FAKE ACCOMPLISHMENTS THAT GAVE THEM A HUGE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT
AND DIDN’T PREPARE THEM FOR HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS!
Jaymom: *blink* *blink* …. Do you feel better?
Jay: A little
Jaymom: Wanna get pizza and watch a movie on Netflix?
Jay: Sure!
Jay: A little
Jaymom: Wanna get pizza and watch a movie on Netflix?
Jay: Sure!
5 comments:
I am so glad that you...er...the two of you, could work through your...er the two of yours difficulties. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt
When the meme ended with who the hell cares, I thought you were heading in another direction. The one where you hear, 'My friends stepsons' real mothers' friends' aunts dog just had 10 puppies and here's what they named them all.' WHO THE HELL CARES!
Matt-Man: When someone asks if I want to order pizza, I let go of all ranty rant rants immediately.
Jay
Mike: I like to fake people out like that.
Jay
This just goes to show that everything can be solved with movies and pizza. Duh.
Also, I agree. Only 2 graduations. Enough!
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