Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Joni Ernst for U.S. Senate...An Open Invitation from IWS Radio

The IWS Radio Show, which as our vast and diverse worldwide audience knows, is THE Number One comedy
show on Blog Talk Radio.

How did we get there?  We got there by being funny as we talk about society, culture, the media, morons, and while less than in the past, politics as well.

We do like to make fun of politicians and if we write something or say something about a politician, it is typically because he or she, Democrat or Republican, recently convicted or charges pending, has said or done something hilariously stupid.

Today, my friends…I write this in order to exalt the greatness of one up and comer, Iowa State Senator Joni Ernst, who, should the fine Republican voters of Iowa elect her on June 6th to be the GOP candidate to replace retiring Sen. Tom Harkin, will be halfway to Capitol Hill.

Some of you may be familiar with St. Sen. Ernst from her campaign ad she recently ran featuring swine testicles and pig squealing:



We here at IWS Radio agree that any U.S. Senate candidate, especially one as photogenic as Joni Ernst, who invokes cutting off the balls of a pig and making him squeal in her campaign ad is, in a word…HOT!!

Because of this, we here at IWS Radio would like to open up our forum to St. Sen. Joni Ernst, and offer an open invitation to her to appear on our show anytime she would like.  We don’t do that for just anyone, especially politicians, but let me tell you, we are behind her so much, we can’t see straight.

We could cut to the chase and ask Future U.S. Senator Ernst about gay marriage.  Get her thoughts on the Second Amendment.  How does she feel about the legalization of marijuana?  And ask her, and this is crucial…

If she was elected to the U.S. Senate, would she rather have sex with Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand...


Or?  Kelly Ayotte..?


And…As Joni Ernst has received many endorsements from Mitt Romney to Sarah Palin, she could also bring along to the show, a couple of others who actually hail from Iowa who have endorsed her.  Like…

Iowa Representative Megan Hess…How you doin’?


And…Story County Treasurer Renee Twedt…You can audit my books anytime you’d like.


The bottom line is, we here at IWS Radio would be pleased and proud to have Joni Ernst come on our show and let the world know why she should be the next U.S. Senator from the great state of Iowa.

So let me know Ernst Camp, June 6th is growing closer day by day and our audience grows bigger day by day.

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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2 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

You know, maybe she's like me and she's not into white women. What then? Although, I don't know who could possibly NOT be into Kirsten Gillibrand.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

If one is not into Kirsten Gillibrand, they are into the Ted Haggard arm of the GOP and the Barney Frank arm of the Dems. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Cheers Jayman!!

Matt