Monday, April 21, 2014

Jesus Put us on Hold ...

We opened the "Jesus Christ: Tan, Rested and Ready"  show with our brand new intro that features the one and only Warrior Kat and finally acknowledges our favorite Canadian in an appropriate way. We followed that up with a little witty banter between Matt and Jay and then we were off to the races!

Jay had an unfortunate experience at the People Pleasing Place

Matt had to deal with a couple of YAY-hoos at the Beer Mine

We did “The Resurrection” lead by Matt-Man of course

We talked about Easters past, present and future

Jessie Ferg joined us in the chat room.

We attempted to call the John Hagee prayer line and got put on hold

We attempted to call the TBN prayer line and GOT PUT ON HOLD!

We attempted to call the Israeli Embassy in D.C. to get a Passover update (didn’t go well)


We attempted to call the Vatican’s embassy in D.C. (went even worse and was downright hurtful)


Gave up on the pros and called a Taco Bell in Bagwine, OH asking for a little prayer and it didn’t go well. Katie was sweet, but apparently not into Jesus.

Tried to get a prayer from the King of King’s Burger King, but got HUNG UP ON!!!

Heard from a DRUNK Rev Moneymaker

Jesus Christ did a stand-up comedy routine from Ha Ha’s in Haifa, Israel

Phil Diller did stand-up from Temple Beth Israel in West Palm Beach, Florida

Paul Piatt got all fancy on us with an Easter poem in Latin.

And Schmoop joined Jay to simply gross him out by covering her chili dogs with Cole Slaw.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand OMG! Sooooooo much more!!!! Check it out!!!



                                
                                                                          
   

6 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

It was so outrageous that Father Limerick forgot to chime in!! What a show!! Cheers!!

Matt

Edyta said...

So much talk of Passover right here. You should have called me in Israel as this is where I just have come back from :D Will post some pictures from there soon - it's a wonderful place.
Other than that - I see you didn't call McD's? They might have been able to sing a great Easter song, one never knows.

Mike said...

So have you two been arrested?

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