Matt gives…Jay sacrifices…You, take.
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: Just freakin’ fantastic, and you?
Matt: Swell. Did the Jaymom have a good birthday?
Jay: Oh yeah. I set up a dinner at Colton’s and got her a birthday cake.
Matt: You are a thoughtful man.
Jay: I’m a giver Matt-Man…a giver.
Matt: That you are.
Jay: Any big plans for Schmoop’s birthday?
Matt: I am getting her flowers and I want to get her Taco Bell for dinner, but…
Jay: But wha---Oh you can’t have any because of your breadless Lent.
Matt: Exactly. Do you think a one day dispensation on the bread thing is in order?
Jay: Let me pose that question to a higher power.
Matt: Who? God?
Jay: Noooooooooo, higher than that, Reverend Moneymaker. I’ll call him real quick. Hold on.
Matt: Oh okay.
Jay: Good News!! He said that since you are doing it to please someone else, you may scarf down some tacos.
Matt: Hot Damn!!
Jay: Hey now…I don’t think he’d appreciate that language.
Matt: Oops, forgive me.
Jay: That is nice of you to break your Lenten sacrifice one day for Schmoop.
Matt: I’m a giver Jayman, a giver.
Jay: That you are.
Matt: So this week, it is confirmed…It has to be an 8 P.M. show since the new help is on vacation.
Jay: Unbelievable. Three weeks on the job and taking time off.
Matt: IKR? Leaves me without a day off until April 6th.
Jay: We have to change our show time.
Matt: Schmoop will be sad not to have me home all day Sunday.
Jay and Matt: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Jay: Man, I tell ya. We give a lot to the folks, and what do we get in return?
Matt: Heartache.
Jay: Yep, but…
Matt: The show must go on.
Jay: Even though we have to change our busy schedules in order to entertain the masses.
Matt: The things we do for people.
Jay: Oh well…I’m sure that Bobby Kraft and Joshua will help us out.
Matt: Paul Piatt, Slyder Balzcock, and Tammy Tibbles can pitch in as well.
Jay: We can talk Ukraine and March Madness.
Matt: We can talk British Daylight Saving Time and Iowa GOP U.S. Senate candidate Joni Ernst.
Jay: I hear she grew up castrating hogs.
Matt: That’s what all of the boys down at the Soda Shop say.
Jay: That’s HOT.
Matt: Hey, I have a question…Back in the day when you worked at the pizza joint, did it irritate you to get calls asking what specials you had?
Jay: Oh hell yes…You’re busy and wasting time on the phone.
Matt: We could call local pizza joints and do just that.
Jay: Ha. Brilliant, and…We could call not so local pizza joints!!
Matt: Ha!! Brilliant!!
Jay: And maybe, just maybe…Folks could give back a little love to us, and call in.
Matt: It’s the least they could do for two givers such as us.
Jay: Damn Right!!
Matt: I guess we’re set.
Jay: Yep. This Sunday from 8-10 P.M. ET on IWS Radio.
Matt: We are gonna give some more yet again. Talk to you then Jayman.
Jay: Word. Byeeeeeeeeeeee.
To catch the All Give and No Take episode of IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from 8-10 PM ET, click right HERE!!
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: Just freakin’ fantastic, and you?
Matt: Swell. Did the Jaymom have a good birthday?
Jay: Oh yeah. I set up a dinner at Colton’s and got her a birthday cake.
Matt: You are a thoughtful man.
Jay: I’m a giver Matt-Man…a giver.
Matt: That you are.
Jay: Any big plans for Schmoop’s birthday?
Matt: I am getting her flowers and I want to get her Taco Bell for dinner, but…
Jay: But wha---Oh you can’t have any because of your breadless Lent.
Matt: Exactly. Do you think a one day dispensation on the bread thing is in order?
Jay: Let me pose that question to a higher power.
Matt: Who? God?
Jay: Noooooooooo, higher than that, Reverend Moneymaker. I’ll call him real quick. Hold on.
Matt: Oh okay.
Jay: Good News!! He said that since you are doing it to please someone else, you may scarf down some tacos.
Matt: Hot Damn!!
Jay: Hey now…I don’t think he’d appreciate that language.
Matt: Oops, forgive me.
Jay: That is nice of you to break your Lenten sacrifice one day for Schmoop.
Matt: I’m a giver Jayman, a giver.
Jay: That you are.
Matt: So this week, it is confirmed…It has to be an 8 P.M. show since the new help is on vacation.
Jay: Unbelievable. Three weeks on the job and taking time off.
Matt: IKR? Leaves me without a day off until April 6th.
Jay: We have to change our show time.
Matt: Schmoop will be sad not to have me home all day Sunday.
Jay and Matt: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Jay: Man, I tell ya. We give a lot to the folks, and what do we get in return?
Matt: Heartache.
Jay: Yep, but…
Matt: The show must go on.
Jay: Even though we have to change our busy schedules in order to entertain the masses.
Matt: The things we do for people.
Jay: Oh well…I’m sure that Bobby Kraft and Joshua will help us out.
Matt: Paul Piatt, Slyder Balzcock, and Tammy Tibbles can pitch in as well.
Jay: We can talk Ukraine and March Madness.
Jay: I hear she grew up castrating hogs.
Matt: That’s what all of the boys down at the Soda Shop say.
Jay: That’s HOT.
Matt: Hey, I have a question…Back in the day when you worked at the pizza joint, did it irritate you to get calls asking what specials you had?
Jay: Oh hell yes…You’re busy and wasting time on the phone.
Matt: We could call local pizza joints and do just that.
Jay: Ha. Brilliant, and…We could call not so local pizza joints!!
Matt: Ha!! Brilliant!!
Jay: And maybe, just maybe…Folks could give back a little love to us, and call in.
Matt: It’s the least they could do for two givers such as us.
Jay: Damn Right!!
Matt: I guess we’re set.
Jay: Yep. This Sunday from 8-10 P.M. ET on IWS Radio.
Matt: We are gonna give some more yet again. Talk to you then Jayman.
Jay: Word. Byeeeeeeeeeeee.
To catch the All Give and No Take episode of IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from 8-10 PM ET, click right HERE!!
2 comments:
I always love these posts...you two are SO cute together.
See you Sunday...and this time I'm calling in...so watch for the blinking light...or whatever notification happens.
Jamie: Can't wait to hear from you and thanks for the HOT intro. Cheers Jamie!!
Matt
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