Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Frozen Ramblings During the BCS Championship Game

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Holy crap y’all! As I write this it’s 2 freaking degrees here in Redneckville thanks to this Polar Vortex thing! TWO! That’s just stupid. I don’t know who ordered up this Vortex, but they can kiss my ass. It’s too cold to blog even. Well, not really but I don’t really have anything interesting to talk about tonight, so I’m just gonna write out some random thoughts as they hit me while watching the BCS Championship Game.

I keep being told that because I’m an Arkansas guy, and Arkansas is in the SEC, then I should be rooting for Auburn to win. That’s just ridiculous. I’m not rooting for Auburn against anyone, EVER! So take that!

Now that I think about it, I bet it was Obama who decided to order a Polar Vortex this week. He probably wants us all to get sick and force us to use Obamacare. That way everyone will go to the doctor or an emergency room and find out that their insurance or Medicaid covers their cold/flu/pneumonia/sniffles/whateverthehellhteyhave and be like “WOOOOO! I LOVE OBAMACARE! WOOOO OBAMA’S DA MAN!!!!” or something.

I made a damn good ham casserole over the weekend. It’s one of my favorite things, makes a ton and isn’t hard to make at all. Want the recipe? Of course you do!

1 lb. Ham cut up into small pieces
8 oz Elbow Macaroni
2 Cans Mushroom Soup
2 Cans Cheddar Cheese Soup
1 Can Peas
1 Can French Fried Onion Rings

That’s it! That’s the list! You cook up the elbow macaroni, drain it, put it back into the pot, mix in both of the soups, the peas (drained of course) and the ham. Then put it in a big oven ready Pyrex dish, cover it with aluminum foil and cook it for about an hour or so at 350-375 depending on how much time you want it to take. Then, when it’s cooked through and all bubbly and stuff take the cover off and pour the onion rings over it. Put it back in the oven until they are good and brown. TA-DA! It’s done! Then you eat it with your mouth.  It will look like this …

Did I tell you guys I got a cool new Blue Snowball Microphone which I love! The sound quality is really good and I don’t have to sit really close to it at all. It makes it easier to do the show even though I still have earphones on, I do feel more free and comfortable. The best part is I’m not breathing or sniffing right into the mic. The only thing I have to do is make sure to remember to mute myself on the studio board if I’m going to get up during the show. I’ll have to work on that.

I also got a Galaxy Tab 3 for Christmas? Oh hell yes! I’m having fun with it too. Lots of cool apps to play with and even though it’s only got a 7” screen, the video on NefFlix, YouTube and the Watch ESPN apps is awesome! Also, I now have Instagram so I can more thoroughly stalk some of you people. I’m @Jaymaniws on there if you want to add me. Also, this means SELFIES!

Welp, my New Year’s Resolution (that I just thought of) is too keep blog posts below 600 words so I better wrap this up and watch football!


Mike said...

It's -6 here right now. I care. The dog doesn't. She loves it.

I'm With Stupid said...

That casserole is nearly as sexy and delicious looking as you. Cheers Jayman!!


I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Dogs are really into cold weather. Well, except for those little wussy dogs. They hate it.


I'm With Stupid said...

Matt-Man: I'm pretty tasty, the casserole is damn yummy.