Matt worries. Jay is calm. You don’t care either way.
Matt: Hiya Chuckles.
Jay: Hola big boy and Happy Wednesday to ya; what be the haps?
Matt: The haps?
Jay: Yeah. What’s going on with ya?
Matt: I’m standing here in my underwear with a T-Shirt on because it’s 62 in December.
Jay: That’s gonna change soon.
Matt: I know. Big snow this Friday.
Jay: Mother Nature is such a cunt. We’re gonna get hammered down here on Thursday.
Matt: Such are the seasons.
Jay: I know right?
Matt: I was thinking…
Jay: That’s always a positive step to self-reclamation…
Matt: Ha, funny…I was thinking…Y’know…you and I talk every Sunday to millions.
Jay: Pffffff….to tens of millions.
Matt: I know right, and yet we don’t get paid for it.
Jay: I know…It’s like one of the greatest injustices of the twentieth whatever century we’re in.
Matt: Exactly, but…What if we had someone on who actually did get paid pretty well just to talk to people?
Jay: You mean like a psychologist? A Priest? Or perhaps, a very convincing heroin pusher?
Matt: Noooooooo…How about a former 900 Sex Line Operator?
Jay: Be still my recently organically fed heart…That would be awesome!!
Matt: I know right!?
Jay: Do we know one?
Matt: We do and her name is Candice.
Jay: Oh hell yeah, Candice…I forgot about her. She would be awesome!!
Matt: She could talk about how she happened to get into the phone sex industry.
Jay: She could talk about what the conversations were like.
Matt: She could talk about how it affected her emotionally.
Jay: She couldlie talk about how I never ever called her.
Matt: This could be a great show.
Jay: I smell Marconi Award!!
Matt: I think we are ready!!
Jay: I think we are.
Matt: One last thing.
Jay: What’s that?
Matt: In addition to talking with Candice, we should probably call the South African Embassy.
Jay: Oh hell yeah…IWS needs to give props to the late, great Mandela.
Matt: It will be great live radio when we honor his passing.
Jay: And some people call us scalawags. Go figure.
Matt: See you Sunday on the radio Jayman!!
Jay: Word, and we hope to see all of our vast and diverse World Wide audience as well, as we broadcast Candice the Phone Sex Girl
Matt: This Sunday…LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay: Gonna be hot.
Matt: Yep, so all y’all...in order to enjoy the IWS Radio hotness this Sunday, click HERE.
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Matt: Hiya Chuckles.
Jay: Hola big boy and Happy Wednesday to ya; what be the haps?
Matt: The haps?
Jay: Yeah. What’s going on with ya?
Matt: I’m standing here in my underwear with a T-Shirt on because it’s 62 in December.
Jay: That’s gonna change soon.
Matt: I know. Big snow this Friday.
Jay: Mother Nature is such a cunt. We’re gonna get hammered down here on Thursday.
Matt: Such are the seasons.
Jay: I know right?
Matt: I was thinking…
Jay: That’s always a positive step to self-reclamation…
Matt: Ha, funny…I was thinking…Y’know…you and I talk every Sunday to millions.
Jay: Pffffff….to tens of millions.
Matt: I know right, and yet we don’t get paid for it.
Jay: I know…It’s like one of the greatest injustices of the twentieth whatever century we’re in.
Matt: Exactly, but…What if we had someone on who actually did get paid pretty well just to talk to people?
Jay: You mean like a psychologist? A Priest? Or perhaps, a very convincing heroin pusher?
Matt: Noooooooo…How about a former 900 Sex Line Operator?
Jay: Be still my recently organically fed heart…That would be awesome!!
Matt: I know right!?
Jay: Do we know one?
Matt: We do and her name is Candice.
Jay: Oh hell yeah, Candice…I forgot about her. She would be awesome!!
Matt: She could talk about how she happened to get into the phone sex industry.
Jay: She could talk about what the conversations were like.
Matt: She could talk about how it affected her emotionally.
Jay: She could
Matt: This could be a great show.
Jay: I smell Marconi Award!!
Matt: I think we are ready!!
Jay: I think we are.
Matt: One last thing.
Jay: What’s that?
Matt: In addition to talking with Candice, we should probably call the South African Embassy.
Jay: Oh hell yeah…IWS needs to give props to the late, great Mandela.
Matt: It will be great live radio when we honor his passing.
Jay: And some people call us scalawags. Go figure.
Matt: See you Sunday on the radio Jayman!!
Jay: Word, and we hope to see all of our vast and diverse World Wide audience as well, as we broadcast Candice the Phone Sex Girl
Matt: This Sunday…LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay: Gonna be hot.
Matt: Yep, so all y’all...in order to enjoy the IWS Radio hotness this Sunday, click HERE.
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3 comments:
This show is going be more like 1-900-AWESOME!
Jay
Jay: More like 1-900-WHO THE HELL ARE THESE TWO GENIUSES!! Cheers Jayman!!
Matt
I can't hear the words, "phone sex line operator" without singing Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion."
It's required.
Oh, and thinking of dear old Grandma, but that's another story...
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