Saturday, December 14, 2013

Matt Said, Jay Said Party Time

Matt decks the halls, Jay jingles his bells, You come a wassailing.

Matt: Hello?
Jay: Yoooooooooooooooo!
Matt: Are you okay?
Jay: It’s been a rough week man.
Matt: Damn right it has.
Jay: Busy as hell.
Matt: Brutal!
Jay: But, totally worth it.
Matt: Maybe?
Jay: Well, we were the special guest stars in Agent Rat’s video

  
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Matt: That was a lot of fun.
Jay: I always thought Furries were freaks, but that was cool.
Matt: Gotta keep an open mind.
Jay: Always.
Matt: And our new movie is out!
Jay: Right! American Hustle! We star with Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper. 


Matt: What an amazing cast!
Jay: Lots and talent right there.
Matt: Everyone was strictly professional too.
Jay: That’s why it’s such a great film.
Matt: True dat.
Jay: We should do a 70’s show sometime
Matt: That would be pretty cool.
Jay: We’ll do the whole show high on cocaine.
Matt: And listening to Disco.
Jay: That would be good radio right there.
Matt: Probably.
Jay: You know what WAS great radio?
Matt: Candice the Phone Sex Girl?
Jay: Damn right!
Matt: That show was HAWT!
Jay: Candice did NOT disappoint!
Matt: No she didn’t!


Jay: We need to do something fun this week.
Matt: Every week is fun on IWS.
Jay: I mean have a big blowout!
Matt: Maybe let off some steam?
Jay: Yeah! Maybe a party!
Matt: An Office Christmas Party??
Jay: This would be a great time of year for one too!
Matt: Good point!
Jay: We can tell stories of Christmas parties past.
Matt: And maybe give out some gifts to people.
Jay: And hear from some of our correspondents.
Matt: Nobody even knows where Guy is.
Jay: Maybe we should put out an APB on him.
Matt: Father Limerick will be there.
Jay: You know Bobby Kraft will too!
Matt: Free food means Slyder Ballzcock shows up!
Jay: And Santa Claus has a new comedy routine!
Matt: I heard he was out on the road again.
Jay: Yeah, he’s getting back into… BREAKING NEWS!
Matt: What???!!!
Jay: I’ve just been informed that a special guest will perform Santa Baby!
Matt: Oh man! That’s hot!
Jay: She’s freaking awesome.
Matt: Gotta tune in to find out who it is!
Jay: And! We’re being featured by BTR this week.
Matt: The pressure is on!
Jay: It’s party time!
Matt: Woo-Hooo!!!! We’re gonna eat, drink and be merry!  


So, be sure to tune into “Office Christmas Party 2013” at 12 Noon ET on IWS Radio!!

2 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

Two words..."Hottest, Most Tinseled Strapped Show Evah!!" Cheers!!

Matt

jAMiE said...

Let the festivities begin!