Friday, November 22, 2013

Facebook Confirms...Matt-Man Isn't Perfect!!

“You're pretty arrogant. And self important….Other than that, you're okay.”

Haaaaaaaaappy Friday Folks!!

Matt-Man here breaking it all down for ya on the IWS Radio website, and let me tell ya, that first quote is hurtful…

However, for the most part, most of you loveable bastards and bastardesses are quite nice.

I posted on my Facebook page yesterday…

“What don’t you like about me?”

And you know what?

While I was awaiting a tsunami of hate and disregard for the fact that I am indeed a caring person, you know what I got..?

“Matt doesn’t have feelings….He’s rude and has a potty mouth.”

Let me tell you my radio compatriot and friend, I have cared often and I have told you how I care about many people during our private calls…maybe not in the way they would like me to, nor using the words that most would choose, but I CARE!!

And then there is Dana…Love the Dana.  She said…

(1) I don't like that you don't take care of yourself. You've got a son who doesn't have a fighting chance if you aren't around to guide him, and
(2) You're a button pusher. When you find someone's buttons, you push and push and PUSH.

The best thing about Dana’s comment?  She is an accountant, and she numbered her grievances.  That it in itself is nice and lends an air of consistency, and number two, consistency is HOT!!

And actually, Number Three?  Dana, was actually serious.  I like that.  And…

She’s absolutely correct.

If a person says and/or does something with which I don’t agree, I will push and push until they expose themselves to be complete morons.

Is that being, “arrogant?”

I don’t fucking think so, and as far as being self-important?  If that’s the case, I wouldn’t have cow-towed to my wife all of these years up until now, in order to keep the peace for my son.

Eh, actually the asking of the “what do you hate about me” question was worth more to me than the, “”what do you like about me” question.

It seems that praise from friends, while far more grand, is personally less hurtful and truthful than negative personal critiques.

I like negative critiques.  It keeps me edgy.  And the truth is…

I am both Matt-Man, and just plain Matt.

Matt-Man is Dean Martin and Buddy Acapella rolled into one, while Matt is a poet wannabe named Paul Piatt.

All the while, Schmoop says…"Whatever…can I just have some sleep.?”

My point is…AND YES I AM MAKING A POINT!!

Backdoor guests are best, Tumblr guest are whatever, Facebook friends are awesome, but seriously?

Real friends ,whether they hate you or love you, no matter from where they came, are awesome…and one other thing, so am I.

I am awesome.

And, I will leave you with that.

Matt-Man

Cheeeeeeeeers!!

mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
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13 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

The "potty mouth" part was pretty much dead on.

Have a great Thanksgiving everybody!

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: Ha...When I listen to our shows, I think? And HE thinks I have a potty mouth. Cheers and be careful Jayman!!

Matt

Mike said...

Are you allowed to use old HNT pictures?

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Yes!! Cheers Mike!!

Matt

Beth said...

You're not perfect??? Say it ain't so;) I think you are, or something.

I'm With Stupid said...

Beth: I am as shocked as you Schmoop. Cheers!!

Matt

Dana said...

That photo will just not go away, will it??

And of course I numbered my grievances ... and it was an EVEN number because odd numbers are bothersome!

I'm With Stupid said...

Dana: Ha. No it won't, nor should it!! And yes, odd numbers? Hate them!! Cheeeers Dana!!

Matt

Katy Anders said...

I see a picture of Kate Upton on this post... and also a lot of words.

I'll try and make it past the picture later on.

Sorry!

jAMiE said...

You ARE awesome!

Enough said.

I'm With Stupid said...

Katy: Mizz Upton can be quite distracting at times. Cheers Katy!!

Matt

I'm With Stupid said...

Jamie: Why thank you, and so are you Jaaaaaaaamie!! Cheers!!

Matt

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