Monday, September 23, 2013

The Beatles...Help!!

Cheeeeeeeeers Chuckleheads!!

Today’s post?  Well, it’s not really funny.  I mean, most of the IWS posts do present a modicum of humor, but this one?

Not so much.

This post is, as we say in the blog and radio business, a “housekeeping” post, and well, a note to the BTR shows out there that think they can usurp our Number One standing…that it ain’t gonna happen too often.

Read me now and acknowledge it later, Jay and I have dedicated ourselves to becoming even more creative than we already are.

I know what you’re thinking, but no, it’s true!!  We can actually be funnier and more creative than we already are.

However, there is one thing that we need from you in order to carry out our successful trek down the path of creative nirvana.

YOU!!

That’s right…

Jayman and I have brought you Drew Peacock, Slyder Balzcock, Martin, Stubby Stonehenge, Bobby Craft, Guy Ahnyurdyck, and other great, well-informed IWS characters, but we want more.  And doggone it, YOU deserve more.

Jay and I are well on our way to transforming IWS Radio from a devil-may-care internet hangout, into a bastion of must listen to radio, with a roundtable discussion much like the McLaughlin Group and an entertaining and electrifying Halloween dramedy, much akin to Orson Welles’, War of the Worlds.

Can we do it?  Yes we can!!  Can we do it?  We’re the Man!!  Er…men…whatever, and however…

We need your help.  Y’know?  Next month NPR stations will be kicking off their Fall Pledge Drives, and well, so are we here today.  However…

We aren’t asking for money, although that would be nice; we are asking for talent.

It takes a lot of time to talk back and forth with our many IWS correspondents, so perhaps, you would like to become one yourself.

We love what we do, but let me tell ya…

Jay and I aren’t no young dudes, and even with the uber-lovely Schmoop and hot as hell Jamie helpin’ out, it ain’t no Ferris Wheel ride.

So c’mon…Write a post for us.  Tell us something funny.  Record a new character who we could bring into our show.

It’s free and easy, just like your hosts. (Take that Doc Thompson)

If you have an idea for a show, a new character, would like to record something, or tell us to fuck off, let us know.

We would love to hear from you, well…not so much the fucking off part, if that’s your shtick.

So that’s it for now, but let me tell you…

Our newish correspondents, Drew Peacock and Malcolm Eckstein lit the world on fire yesterday on IWS Radio.  Thousands laughed, and thousands were offended.  A perfect mix.

And folks, to listen to all of that frivolity that you missed, you can click on the player below.  Paul Piatt, Drew Peacock, Dusty Sandman, and Malcolm Eckstein rocked the house.


Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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10 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

I'm not promising that I can be more creative, but I will give it a shot. What's the worst that can happen?

Jay

Beth said...

You guys are already the best! This should prove interesting;)

I'm With Stupid said...

Jay: Oh I know you have it in you. You're Jayman, Bitch!! Cheers!!

Matt

I'm With Stupid said...

Beth: you may change your tune once you hear Drew Peacock in his entirety. Cheers Schmoooooop!!

Matty Boy

Dana said...

Hmmmm ... what was that idea y'all had the last time I called in? The smugly superior moment? You might be able to talk me into that one ;-)

Mike said...

I may have to get the creative juices flowing by drinking that bottle of WIR.

I'm With Stupid said...

Dana: That would be great as long as it doesn't interfere with your mythical accounting meetings. Cheers Dana!!

Matt

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: That would be awesome. WIR is a wonderful muse. Cheers Mike!!

Matt

jAMiE said...

You guys make being creative look easy!

I'm in for more Canada Reports..I'll try to get some creative juices flowing.

I'm With Stupid said...

Jamie: I hope so and thanks for doing the one you have already done and by the way...when you use the words juices and flowing in the same sentence, I get all goose bumpy. Cheers Jamie!!

Matt