Sunday, September 15, 2013

IWS Person of the Week...Fox and Friends Elisabeth Hasselbeck

If it's Sunday, it's the IWS Person of the Week and this week?  We have bittersweet news for all of you Fox and Friends followers.

It seems that Gretchen Carlson died Friday and come Monday morning, one uber-licious right-winger Elisabeth Hasselbeck, will be replacing Gretch's ignorant fat ass on the F&F more than curvy couch alongside Steve "Einstein" Doocy, and Brian "My Smile Is Ten Times Larger Than My IQ" Kilmeade...

We here at IWS Radio regret the passing of Gretchen Carlson, but eh...her lineage and tradition of hardcore, get to the facts journalism will live on in former reality TV star, Elisabeth Hasselbeck...


Elisabeth has cut her journalistic teeth on The View, and is now ready to enter the no-cleavage barred world of FOX News...


Roger Ailes loves lonnnnnng legs at FOX News, and Lis-Has has plenty to spare...


When Elisabeth Hasselbeck found out she would be sitting in between Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade every morning, her reaction was, "Really!?"...


And yet our golden-haired, deep-cleavaged, blonde, right wing adorable Kewpie Doll, Person of the Week, said...

"My loser half-assed Ouarterback husband, Tim Hasselbeck is a sports pundit, and somebody has to make a splash, and pay the bills so here I am dong morning television and asking for Obama's birth certificate!!?"

So here's to Elisabeth Hasselbeck.  If she tries really hard, or not even not all that hard...she could come off as looking smarter than the late, great Gretchen Carlson.

Annnnnnnnnd...To catch some really smart and funny radio tomorrow, join Jay and Matt on Blog Talk Radio LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET today as the celebrate Food, Sex, and Farm Animals on IWS Radio.  It is sure to be another Number One show as long as you help out.

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7 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

I can't wait to not watcher on that show that I never watch anyway.

Jay

Mike said...

I think luckily I don't know any of these people you are talking about.

I'm With Stupid said...

As a lover of great comedy, unintended or otherwise, I watch F&F every morning.

Matt

Edita said...

Here's to Elisabeth!

I am back back back :)

Edita

jAMiE said...

I never watch Fox & Friends.
I feel happy about that.
I am even happier now that EH is on the show.

Eh?

Anonymous said...

She is so stupid, I'll bet EH makes ten times your salary.

Anonymous said...

And what's with dumb ass Brian Kilmeade on Fox & Friends? He's got a non-fiction book on the NYT Best Seller List! So do Fox news guys Bill O'Reilly and Charles Krauthammer. What's with that? Why are so many people buying and reading their books? C'mon people. Wise up. They are stupid. Just ask the IWSRadio.com guys. Now these guys are geniuses. Really.