Matt coughs…Jay laughs…You, roll your eyes.Matt: Redneckville, Arkansas!! You‘re On!!
Jay: That sounded nothing like Larry King.
Matt: I was doing my Vanna White.
Jay: Oh…well then…that was pretty good.
Matt: Thank you.
Jay: You’re very welcome.
Matt: Sooooo…what should this Sunday’s show be about?
Jay: What? Do you not have a calendar in the Bagwine digs? Easter!!
Matt: Ohhhhhh, right, right, right, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Jay: I mean, c’mon dude, we have to help the Christ move that stone so we can get our Jesus Freak on.
Matt: Yeah, after all, the Number One Comedy Show on BTR should weigh in on this.
Jay: You’re damn right…People hang on our every word and look to us as their life force.
Matt: True Dat.
Jay and Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…
Matt: Plenty of funny stuff to talk about in reference to Easter and the Resurrection.
Jay: Oh hell yeah…and tic tic tic tic
Matt: What the hell was that?
Jay: The Easter Bunny sound.
Matt: Ha Ha----(cough cough cough)
Jay: You gonna make it there, Marlboro Man?
Matt: Ha…(cough) I thinks so (cough). How is it that you always say something funny when I am inhaling?
Jay: It’s a gift.
Matt: Excellent…Anyhoo…We could have an interview with the Easter Bunny.
Jay: Oh hell yeah…Guy Ahnyurdyck can do that.
Matt: We could talk about Jesus being left alone in a cave for three days, and what he did.
Jay: I have a feeling it wasn't pretty…or righteous. And…And…
Matt: What!?
Jay: I bet Joshua has something to report on the Gay Marriage brou ha ha.
Matt: Oh I bet he does and Paul Piatt will probably have a reflective Easter poem.
Jay: Man, is two hours enough, because we need to take calls and place calls as well.
Matt: IKR? ‘Cause we have to call my son, Billy the Kid, and my future ex-wife.
Jay: Not only that, we’ll have some uplifting Easter music, and perhaps a dramatic Tumblr reading.
Matt: Ha!!
Jay: What?
Matt: Speaking of Tumblr, I have an excellent Easter related Dana joke.
Jay: What is it?
Matt: dfghgoiighsdfhigosihgosihdfohdgohdfgohdgfhodgjijbvdjvbpdjapdjbdjpdjpdafjp[j !!
Jay and Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Jay: That’s awesome dude!! Especially when you said sdjfutheyd Nothing like making fun of one of the Borgia sisters.
Matt: I think there’s plenty here, but…
Jay: But hell we’ll think of some more Easter and news related jocularity as well.
Matt: Damn right, because we’re Number One.
Jay: In the hearts and minds of all who listen………
Matt and Jay: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Matt: See you on the radio Sunday while drinking a Steel Reserve that I gave up for Lent.
Jay: And I’ll see you on the radio drinking a Pepsi that I didn't give up for Lent!!
Matt: Later…
Jay: (burp)
To listen to IWS Radio’s Christ’s Coming Out Party LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM, click HERE.
Hope to see a good congregation in the Chat Room and on the phone lines.
10 comments:
Going to be yet another MONSTER show! Also, don't forget about that call out feature. No telling what we might do with that!
Jay
Jayman: Oh I know, and I mentioned it!! Pay attention!! Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
I will be there, probably 2 or 3 times :D
Jo: Ha...No doubt. Maybe you'll get an Easter wish made true and actually get to hear us. Cheers Jo!!
Matt-Man
Can't wait to hear this weeks show...get it on for Jesus you guys!
Jamie: Thanks and you know it Jamie. We will spread the gospel like nobody's bidness. Cheers Jaaaaaamie!!
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