Saturday, February 2, 2013

Matt Said...Jay Said...XLVII

Matt  dribbles…Jay dribbles…The refs wipe up the slobber…

Jay:  Helloooooo?
Matt:  Hello?
Jay:  Helloooooo?
Matt:  Yeah, what do you want?

Jay:  I was doing the British chick.
Matt:  Okay.
Jay:  You know the British chick…
Matt:  Uh-huh.

Jay:  You know?  If you could play along, it would be nice.
Matt:  What?  I have my sister calling me four times a day to do her taxes and shit.  It’s busy here.
Jay:  Gee…I never knew a 10-4 A and an internet talk show could weigh on a guy so much.
Matt:  Ha-Haaaaaa, so funny.
Jay:  I am sensing that a certain somebody is touchy.

Matt:  Well…what the hell.  It’s Super Bowl weekend and I wanna party!!
Jay:  Schmoop won’t let you go out?
Matt:  No, that’s not the problem.  Schmoop encourages me to leave the Bagwine digs.
Jay:  So WTF?  What’s the problem?
Matt:  Nobody seems to want me to come over to their Super Bowl Party.

Jay:  Well, your old friend Nancy finally broke down and said you could come over.
Matt:  Yeah, but I…
Jay:  Kinda forced your way into her life?
Matt:  No, not at all, I said…
Jay:  Oh Gee my friends don’t want me to come over?
Matt:  Oh c’mon…what I said was I thi--

Jay:  Oh I think what you were saying was, Schmoop will be asleep, could you cook for me?
Matt:  No,  I really wasn’t.
Jay:  …………….
Matt:  Okay…..I was.

Jay:  See?  That’s all you had to say, and admit that you are one helluva uninvited guest!!

Matt:  Is that so wrong?

Jay:  Wrong?  Pfffffft.  You are the MAN!!  Of course, I hear her ex-husband will be there…It could get awkward.

Matt:  Isn’t that awesome?
Jay:  Oh Hell Yeah!!

So…Join Jay and Matt LIVE tonight as they talk Uninvited Super Bowl guests, and well, uninvited people in general on Blog Talk Radio.... LIVE at 11 PM ET TONIGHT…To listen LIVE and/or call-in, click HERE.


I'm With Stupid said...

I was kind of hoping you were just going to drive around until you found a Superbowl party going on and crash it. Of course, with your luck it would be a vegan party.


I'm With Stupid said...

Oh c'mon..I would never be that stupid nor crass...Okay, in other words...Just shut up, you!! Cheers Jayman!!


Mike said...

Matt-Man, if you leave now and get to St. Louis, we could be in Arkansas in plenty of time.

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: If I didn't have to work, I'd do that and it would be AWESOME!! You, Jay, and I? Fuhgeddaboutit. Cheers Mike!!


Edita said...

LOL at "Uninvited". It's actually a name of a horror flick.

Katy Anders said...

I could not get past the under-boob.

I'll try again later. I'm sure it is a great post.

I'm With Stupid said...

Katy: Ha...I can see that. Cheers Katy!!