What better way to laud our Presidents than to create an Executive Office restaurant with a full menu of culinary delights in their honor?
So to wit, and heretofore…
Welcome to the best eatery anywhere…Air Force Yum.
Ready for breakfast? How about trying an Abra-Ham and Cheese Omelet? Instead of eating it along with boring slices of toast, try our Mary Todd Lincoln Crazy Bread.
If you phone ahead, you can even reserve the coveted John Wilkes booth.
Eggs not your first choice? Perhaps you are more of a pancake and sausage kind of person, and prefer JFK to Honest Abe. No problem...
Order a plate full of our Bay of Pigs in a Blanket. The cakes are fluffy and the sausage has a hint of Cuban spices. Bueno!!
You can always stop by for lunch as well.
If you like a good hamburger try our Cow-Vin Coolidge Burger. We cook the beef until well done so the meat doesn't make a sound. Silent Cal would have it no other way.
A well made Club Sandwich is increasingly hard to find, but not at our place. We use three layers of the best turkey, ham, roast beef, and the freshest tomato and lettuce in ours.
This is a giant sandwich inspired by a giant in American Politics, Franklin Roosevelt.
Order this, and the only thing your hunger will fear will be the deliciousness of our Cripple-Decker Club.
Maybe you’d like to nosh on a few appetizers. We got ’em. Try our Teddy Roosevelt inspired, Speak Softly and Carry a Big Fried Cheese Stick.
Another popular snack is our William McKinley Buffalo Wings. They are to die for.
Another appetizer was recently added in speculative honor of the man who may be elected President in 2016. We are now offering deep-fried whale nuggets. So ahoy and climb aboard, as you delight in our new, Crisp Christie Bites.
We have plenty of dinner entrees from which to choose as well. One popular dish is our Chester A. Arthur Mutton Chops. These mutton chops are big and delicious just like Chester’s…minus the hair.
Not a glutton for mutton?
A rising star on our dinner menu is the other white meat in the form of our uber-juicy James K. Polk Chops.
These chops are butterflied and stuffed with spinach, bleu cheese, and seasoned with copious amounts of obscurity. Who knew that our eleventh President tasted so good!?
We also offer tribute to former White House Wizard, George W. Bush. For a big, Texas-Sized appetite try our Iraq of Lamb. Upon trying this dish, President Bush said, “Dang, these is some good.”
We offer some great Italian fare too. Start off with our Benjaminestrone Harrison soup, followed by a James A. Garfield of Arugula salad, and top your repast off with our award winning Harry Trumanicotti.
Are you more a fan of seafood and Obama? We've got you covered. Try either our Oysters Barackerfeller or our Deep Fried Mishellfish Platter.
Ready for dessert? Delight in our Andrew Johnson Impeachment Cobbler, Sherbet Hoover, or even our world renown Hasty Tasty Pasty Cakes in honor of our only gay President, James Buchanan.
Well there you have it, a menu fit for a President. And don't forget...
If you like the food here and want to come back again and again, sign up for huge discounts by purchasing our William H. Taft Frequent Diner Card. And folks…
Celebrate President’s Day by having a cocktail at Air Force Yum, as well.
We mix blue vodka, a splash of sweet Vermouth, a dram of Manischewitz, a shot of ego, and voila…
Mmmmm...I love a good Bill Clintini in the morning. Happy Presidents Day!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
.
So to wit, and heretofore…
Welcome to the best eatery anywhere…Air Force Yum.
Ready for breakfast? How about trying an Abra-Ham and Cheese Omelet? Instead of eating it along with boring slices of toast, try our Mary Todd Lincoln Crazy Bread.
If you phone ahead, you can even reserve the coveted John Wilkes booth.
Eggs not your first choice? Perhaps you are more of a pancake and sausage kind of person, and prefer JFK to Honest Abe. No problem...
Order a plate full of our Bay of Pigs in a Blanket. The cakes are fluffy and the sausage has a hint of Cuban spices. Bueno!!
You can always stop by for lunch as well.
If you like a good hamburger try our Cow-Vin Coolidge Burger. We cook the beef until well done so the meat doesn't make a sound. Silent Cal would have it no other way.
A well made Club Sandwich is increasingly hard to find, but not at our place. We use three layers of the best turkey, ham, roast beef, and the freshest tomato and lettuce in ours.
This is a giant sandwich inspired by a giant in American Politics, Franklin Roosevelt.
Order this, and the only thing your hunger will fear will be the deliciousness of our Cripple-Decker Club.
Maybe you’d like to nosh on a few appetizers. We got ’em. Try our Teddy Roosevelt inspired, Speak Softly and Carry a Big Fried Cheese Stick.Another popular snack is our William McKinley Buffalo Wings. They are to die for.
Another appetizer was recently added in speculative honor of the man who may be elected President in 2016. We are now offering deep-fried whale nuggets. So ahoy and climb aboard, as you delight in our new, Crisp Christie Bites.
We have plenty of dinner entrees from which to choose as well. One popular dish is our Chester A. Arthur Mutton Chops. These mutton chops are big and delicious just like Chester’s…minus the hair.
Not a glutton for mutton?
A rising star on our dinner menu is the other white meat in the form of our uber-juicy James K. Polk Chops.
These chops are butterflied and stuffed with spinach, bleu cheese, and seasoned with copious amounts of obscurity. Who knew that our eleventh President tasted so good!?
We also offer tribute to former White House Wizard, George W. Bush. For a big, Texas-Sized appetite try our Iraq of Lamb. Upon trying this dish, President Bush said, “Dang, these is some good.”
We offer some great Italian fare too. Start off with our Benjaminestrone Harrison soup, followed by a James A. Garfield of Arugula salad, and top your repast off with our award winning Harry Trumanicotti.
Are you more a fan of seafood and Obama? We've got you covered. Try either our Oysters Barackerfeller or our Deep Fried Mishellfish Platter.
Ready for dessert? Delight in our Andrew Johnson Impeachment Cobbler, Sherbet Hoover, or even our world renown Hasty Tasty Pasty Cakes in honor of our only gay President, James Buchanan.
Well there you have it, a menu fit for a President. And don't forget...
If you like the food here and want to come back again and again, sign up for huge discounts by purchasing our William H. Taft Frequent Diner Card. And folks…
Celebrate President’s Day by having a cocktail at Air Force Yum, as well.
We mix blue vodka, a splash of sweet Vermouth, a dram of Manischewitz, a shot of ego, and voila…
Mmmmm...I love a good Bill Clintini in the morning. Happy Presidents Day!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
.
5 comments:
I could go for a bowl of Sherbert Hoover before bed.
Jay
'Cripple-Decker Club'
I'll take two... and a diet soda.
Jayman: It would only leave you feeling empty. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
Mike: Ha...That brings back memories of the orders that I took when I worked at Hardee's back in High School. Cheers Mike!!
Matt-Man
LOL @ James Buchanan meme.
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