Best of Worst of Chrstimas

Hola and Feliz Navidad y’all! Since it’s Christmas, and Matt-Man spoke more eloquently on why Christmas is for everyone yesterday, I thought I would just go with some good old fashioned Christmas Lists. Damn right bitches!

Best Christmas Movies*: 

1. A Christmas Story
2. Ernest Saves Christmas
3. White Christmas
4. Fred Claus
5. Miracle on 34th Street (1947 version)

Worst Christmas Movies: 

1. It’s a Wonderful Life
2. Home Alone
3. The Santa Claus
4. Deck the Halls
5. Prancer

*Because “A Christmas Carol” is the greatest Christmas movie of all time, and it’s been done so many times, I will now list the best versions of “A Christmas Carol” …

1. Scrooge (The Musical, 1970 version w/ Albert Finney)
2. The Muppet Christmas Carol
3. Scrooged
4. A Christmas Carol (1984 version w/ George C. Scott)
5. Rich Little’s “A Christmas Carol” which is no longer available.

Best Christmas Songs (Religious)

1. Carol of the Bells
2. Silent Night
3. Little Drummer Boy
4. Joy to the World
5. O Holy Night

Best Christmas Songs (Secular)

1. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
2. Frosty the Snow Man
3. White Christmas
4. I’ll be Home for Christas
5. The Christmas Song

Worst Christmas Songs 

1. Jingle Bell Rock
2. Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
3. Anything by Justin Bieber
4. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
5. Baby it’s Cold Outside (Date Rape Anthem)

Best Christmas TV Special

1. Charlie Brown Christmas
2. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
3. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
4. Frosty the Snowman
5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Worst Christmas TV Special 

1. Anything that is a sequel to one of the classic shows.
2. Anything on the Hallmark Channel
3. Anything on the Lifetime Network
4. Anything on OWN

Best Christmas Treats: 

1. Fudge
2. Cookies w/ Icing
3. Pecan Pie
4. Bourbon Balls
5. Red Velvet Cupcakes

Worst Christmas Treats:

1. Peppermint Anything
2. Coconut Anything
3. Oatmeal Anything

Okay, that pretty much covers the Best and Worst of Christmas and it’s just about time for A Christmas Story anyway. So on behalf of IWS World Media to all of you: Merry Christmas!! We love you all!

Jayman
Jayman3768@gmail.com
@Jayman_IWS