Thursday, August 2, 2012

Matt's Top Fives

Cheer Bitches!!  Matt-Man here for IWS...

Now many of you know that Jayman did a series of lists yesterday highlighting his five top favorite things within a number of different categories of life, so...

Because he says that sharing this info is helpful in getting to know us, and well, it's an easy post to do...

I give you my five favorite things in many of the same categories that Jayman offered up yesterday.

Five Favorite Horror Movies:

1.  The Exorcist
2.  The Omen
3.  Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)
4.  Halloween
5.  The Screaming Skull (so bad, it’s good.)

Five Favorite TV Shows of All-Time:

1.  Seinfeld
2.  Fawlty Towers
3.  Star Trek (the original)
4.  Keeping Up Appearances
5.  M*A*S*H (the pre-Major Winchester years)

Five Favorite Comedy Movies:

1.  Napoleon Dynamite
2.  Young Frankenstein
3.  Airplane!
4.  Princess Bride
5.  Tommy Boy

Five Favorite Comedians:

1.  Chris Rock
2.  Denis Leary
3.  Joey Goodbar
4.  Steven Wright
5.  Andrew “Dice” Clay (see note for The Screaming Skull under Horror Movies)

Five Favorite Foods:

1.  Cheeseburgers/Loosemeat Sandwiches
2.  Liver and Onions (no, I’m not kidding)
3.  Pizza
4.  Crab Cakes
5.  Prime Rib…the rarer the better.

Five Favorite Beers:

1.  Steel Reserve
2.  Milwaukee’s Best Light
3.  Mickey’s Malt Liquor
4.  Amstel Light
5.  Harp

Five Favorite Vegetables:

1.  Potatoes
2.  Lima Beans
3.  Peas
4.  Carrots
5.  Spinach

Five Favorite Wines:

1.  Wild Irish Rose (Red)
2.  McWilliams Shiraz (2007)
3.  Wild Irish Rose (Wild Fruit with Ginseng)
4.  Gnarly Head
5.  Wild Irish Rose (Green Apple)

Five Favorite U.S. Presidents:

1.  James Madison
2.  Teddy Roosevelt
3.  Bill Clinton
4.  Thomas Jefferson
5.  Millard Fillmore

Five Favorite NFL Players of All-Time:

1.  John Riggins
2.  Anthony Munoz
3.  Darren Sproles
4.  Fred Cox
5.  Ken Stabler

Five Favorite Female Singers of All-Time:

1.  Dolores O’Riordan  (The Cranberries)
2.  Chrissie Hynde
3.  Dusty Springfield
4.  Pat Benatar
5.  Pink

Five Favorite Rock Bands of All-Time:

1.  The Cars
2.  Green Day
3.  Scorpions
4.  Lynyrd Skynyrd
5.  Moody Blues

What?  Neither Jayman nor I picked, The Beatles?  Fuck them…overrated Anglo hacks!!

Anyhoo…

Jayman and I covered the Chick-fil-A/Gay Marriage controversy on Blog Talk Radio Wednesday, and if you missed it live, you can catch all the hilarity and poignancy of our points by listening in archives via the BTR Fun Machine:


Cheers!!
Matt-Man

20 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

The great thing about these lists, for me at least, is they're very fluid. I could do them again in two months and lots of my choices would change. Except Liver and Onions would NEVER show up on my favorites list.

Some excellent choices there. A lot of things in your top fives are in my top 10s. We're not so different, you and I.

Jay

Anonymous said...

Loved your lists too except lima beans and peas...uuch!! And you forgot Aaron Rodgers, aka, Cupcake! :) Missy

I'm With Stupid said...

Jayman: Oh I know...I had so many six, sevens, and eights that were in your lists, it was creepy, and you're right...my lists could change with my mood in a month or days!! Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Miss: Why do you hate the Lima and the pea? What? Do they frighten you? Exalt the Lima; Love the pea!! Cheers Miss, you hater, you!!

Matt-Man

Mike said...

You do a show on Chick-Fil-A and one of your categories isn't 5 favorite fruits?

Lima Beans? Really?

Gnetch said...

You should have heard me sing. I totally sound like Delores O’Riordan (probably when someone's sitting on her stomach and while she has a bad cold and hiccups because she's drunk).

Edita said...

Top 5 fave IWS comment box fillers? Come on, come on, spill.

Beth said...

I love Joey Goodbar! Love what you did with the wine list;)

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Interesting boy list.
:-)

You and Jay are very similiar but Jay has better taste in rock bands!

I'm With Stupid said...

Mike: Yes. Lima Beans. What is with all you Lima Bean haters!? Oh the humanity!! Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Gnetch: If that is how you truly sound when you sing? Mmmmmm, that's HOT!! Cheers Gnetch!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Edita: A word of warning...Never mention "box fillers" and then tell me to spill. While yielding a temporary good feeling, it would only lead to heartache. Cheers Edita!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Beth: Joey Goodbar ROCKED!! And the wine list? Truth IS funnier than fiction. Cheers Schmoop!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Peg: Jay has better taste in bands? While I disagree, your statement may be correct if you poll folks at the local nursing homes. Cheers Peg!!

Matt-Man

Dana said...

I'll sit down and share a "Top 5 Foods" meal with you any day, but I'll have to bring my own beer.

*shudders*

How could you???

Jo said...

We have a lot in common, which frightens me...except the lima bean is a pouch full of green evil.

What do you put on your liver & onions?

Millard Fillmore?! If lima beans could walk, they'd all be Millards.

I'm With Stupid said...

Dana: Hey now...You had plenty of Milwaukee's Best Light and if nothing else, it acts like an aphrodisiac as you know. Cheers Dana!!

Matt-Man

I'm With Stupid said...

Jo: You? Me? Commonalities? That's HOT. On my liver and onions, I put, onions on top of my liver. Cheers Gorgeous One!!

Matt-Man

Knight said...

My dad taught me to watch Napoleon Dynamite in Spanish. It's a whole new level of hilarious. He also taught me to eat cold Lima Beans out of a can. He is a smart man.

I'm With Stupid said...

Knight: Just based on those two facts, I know I would like him. Cheers Knight!!

Matt-Man