Saturday, August 18, 2012

Matt Said, Jay Said LI

Matt talks shit.  Jay talks shit.  You listen to our shit.

Matt:  Hidy Hoooooo neighborrrrrrrrr!!
Jay:  Could you be any more gay?
Matt:  Funny…That’s what Schmoop is always asking me.
Jay:  Of course she does…great, hot minds like ours think alike.
Matt:  Or something.

Jay:  Hey…Our Sunday show with Stacy killed.  I mean killed. Number 2 bitches!!
Matt:  Yeah it’s sweet, but I’m sure Alan Levy hates that a non-paying show gets that high.
Jay:  BTR should be paying US to be on their network.
Matt:  Oh hell to the yes!!
Jay:  But I tell ya…It’s going to be hard topping the show with Stacy.
Matt:  I know, but…oh wait…
Jay:  What?

Matt:  Did I tell you that Sigourney Weaver came through the Beer Mine yesterday?
Jay:  NO!!  You mean THE Sigourney Weaver?
Matt:  Well, A Sigourney Weaver.
Jay:  Whaaaaaat?
Matt:  Yeah a chick came in to buy a six pack.  She handed me her credit card and the name on her card read, Sigourney Weaver.
Jay:  Ha…Classic!!

Matt:  IKR?  So I said to her, “Your name is not reall…” and before I got it all out, she said, “Yes…yes it is.”
Jay:  Ha.  That’s too funny.  Was she hot?
Matt:  Oh hell yes.  Mid to late 20’s, very nice, and I had a thought.
Jay:  I know what it was.
Matt:  Ha…Tell me what you think I thought.
Jay:  We could have her on the show and announce that we are going to be interviewing Sigourney Weaver and we wouldn’t be lying!!
Matt:  Exactly!!
Matt and Jay:  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Jay:  But before we have Sigourney on, we have to get through a big show with our upcoming guest this Sunday.
Matt:  I know.  The uber-hot and sometimes wonderful, Schmoooooooop!!
Jay:  Man, she has done it all.  The voice for the IWS Radio show opening.  A bit player for IWS Media Group.  Best friends with Kim Fragile.  Puts up with your ass seven days a week.  She’s very accomplished.
Matt:  She’s a lunatic.
Jay:  That’s part of what makes her hot.  She’s crazy and hot like Michele Bachmann, only sane and likeable.
Matt:  True Dat.

Jay:  We will of course have to ask her why we titled the show, Cussin’ the Lettuce with Schmoop.
Matt:  Of course and a host of other things.  This may be the fastest 45 minutes in radio history because there’s so much.
Jay:  We can only do our best.
Matt:  And as always, or as most of time, we will.
Jay:  I think we’re ready.
Matt:  I think we are.  See ya on the radio Sunday at Noon ET, my friend.

Jay:  Okay and dig it...in order to get really psyched for the show, Ima gonna oil myself up to pics of Schmoop prior to going on air.
Matt:  You are so damn devoted to your craft.

So there you have it folks…

This Sunday at Noon ET on IWS Radio, Jay and Matt will have multi-talented, uber hot, and a best friend to both IWS and the boys, Schmoop, on the air for the entire forty-five minutes.

You can join the fun, frivolity, and what assuredly will be, dirty talk LIVE Sunday at Noon ET, by clicking HERE.

10 comments:

I'm With Stupid said...

I went to college with a guy named Phil Collins. He was a real weirdo. Creative types often are though.

Jay

I'm With Stupid said...

Jayman: I've heard that about creative types. Hey? Was your Phil Collins left-handed as well? Cheers Jayman!!

Matt-Man

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to it!! I love Beth!! :) Missy!

I'm With Stupid said...

Miss: Of course you do, what's not to like? Well, we'll let you and the rest of the world exactly that, come Sunday. Cheers Miss!!

Matt-Man

Jo said...

Will she be talking about the magic of living with you? That and her baby-ham hate. It'll be awesome.

Yes, all creative types are weird. We should burn them.

I'm With Stupid said...

Jo: Yes at some point she will talk about the magic of living with me, however, it will probably be in terms of Black Magic. Cheers Jo!!

Matt-Man

Stacy Uncorked said...

I for one am looking forward to hearing how your better half is able to put up with you. ;) Should be quite enlightening! :)

I'm With Stupid said...

Stacy: I think rather than saying it will be enlightening, "disturbing" might be more accurate. Schmoop is a dark, dark individual. Cheers Stacy!!

Matt-Man

Stacy Uncorked said...

I can live with 'disturbing'. And the fact that Schmoop is a dark, dark individual just confirms I WILL be listening. ;)

I'm With Stupid said...

Stacy: Suhhhhhhweeeeet!! Cheers Stacy!!

Matt-Man