Matt talar; Jay talar…You, lyssna.
Matt: Booooooquet residence, lady of the house speaking.
Jay: Gawd…You so sound like a Sheridan.
Matt: Hey, I still have a cold; show me some love.
Jay. Sure…Love , love, love...God... Happy now, ya sick fuck?
Matt: Your lumbago is acting up, isn’t it?
Jay: I’ll be fine.
Matt: So, now that I have turned off Herman Cain on the radio for you and only you, what’s up?
Jay: Since we are moving to Sundays at Noon Eastern this Sunday, we need to make a splash.
Matt: Not only a splash, a sacramental splash!!
Jay: We could do a church service of some sort, with dancing girls and all that.
Matt: Or in the case of the Catholics, dancing boys.
Jay: You were molested as an altar boy weren’t you?
Matt: Maybe.
Jay: Why don’t we skip that, and talk about how awful organized religion is?
Matt: You don’t like organized religion?
Jay: Hell no…I grew up Methodist. A service of a song or two, a sermon, and then a plea for money. So fucking boring… At least throw in some descriptive, dirty talk about how evil having sex is.
Matt: You’re going to Hell…wait a---
Matt: hack hack hack hack
Jay: I bet you get to Hell long before me, “Coughing Up a Lung Boy.”
Matt: Cute...Anyhoo, if we do a churc-----
click click click click
Matt: You’re typing and not paying attention at all to what I am saying.
Jay: Noooooooo, that was me clicking my pen…no, seriously.
Matt: Okay then, we coul--
Jay: Ooooooo, Warrior Kat just tweeted me.
Matt: Jeeeeesus….Jo’s post was awesome.
Jay: Oh Hell yeahhhh….Of course, Jo could have simply posted the alphabet and it would have been hot.
Matt: And just think if she had posted the Cyrillic alphabet?
Jay: Awwww man, that would have made me an Ottomaniac!!
Matt: So Sunday at Noon, if it doesn’t snow, we’ll do a show on organized religion and why it sucks..?
Jay: Amen to dat!!
Matt: Praise Jeebus and pass the BTR. And we coul--
click click click click
Matt: Nevermind. Talk to ya soonly.
Jay: Will do…Hey did you know that if you stacked (name deleted), (name deleted), and (name deleted) on top of each other, that they would make up a man of average height?
Matt: I love you.
click click click click
Jay: I love too, Mom.
Matt: I think we're ready.
Jay: Damn right.
Matt: Word...
click click click click
Make sure to catch Jayman and Matt-Man at their new weekend time, Sunday at High Noon ET. Itsa gunna be a hoot!!
Matt: Booooooquet residence, lady of the house speaking.Jay: Gawd…You so sound like a Sheridan.
Matt: Hey, I still have a cold; show me some love.
Jay. Sure…Love , love, love...God... Happy now, ya sick fuck?
Matt: Your lumbago is acting up, isn’t it?
Jay: I’ll be fine.
Matt: So, now that I have turned off Herman Cain on the radio for you and only you, what’s up?
Jay: Since we are moving to Sundays at Noon Eastern this Sunday, we need to make a splash.
Matt: Not only a splash, a sacramental splash!!
Jay: We could do a church service of some sort, with dancing girls and all that.
Matt: Or in the case of the Catholics, dancing boys.
Jay: You were molested as an altar boy weren’t you?
Matt: Maybe.
Jay: Why don’t we skip that, and talk about how awful organized religion is?
Matt: You don’t like organized religion?
Jay: Hell no…I grew up Methodist. A service of a song or two, a sermon, and then a plea for money. So fucking boring… At least throw in some descriptive, dirty talk about how evil having sex is.
Matt: You’re going to Hell…wait a---
Matt: hack hack hack hack
Jay: I bet you get to Hell long before me, “Coughing Up a Lung Boy.”
Matt: Cute...Anyhoo, if we do a churc-----
click click click click
Matt: You’re typing and not paying attention at all to what I am saying.
Jay: Noooooooo, that was me clicking my pen…no, seriously.
Matt: Okay then, we coul--
Jay: Ooooooo, Warrior Kat just tweeted me.
Matt: Jeeeeesus….Jo’s post was awesome.
Jay: Oh Hell yeahhhh….Of course, Jo could have simply posted the alphabet and it would have been hot.
Matt: And just think if she had posted the Cyrillic alphabet?
Jay: Awwww man, that would have made me an Ottomaniac!!
Matt: So Sunday at Noon, if it doesn’t snow, we’ll do a show on organized religion and why it sucks..?Jay: Amen to dat!!
Matt: Praise Jeebus and pass the BTR. And we coul--
click click click click
Matt: Nevermind. Talk to ya soonly.
Jay: Will do…Hey did you know that if you stacked (name deleted), (name deleted), and (name deleted) on top of each other, that they would make up a man of average height?
Matt: I love you.
click click click click
Jay: I love too, Mom.
Matt: I think we're ready.
Jay: Damn right.
Matt: Word...
click click click click
Make sure to catch Jayman and Matt-Man at their new weekend time, Sunday at High Noon ET. Itsa gunna be a hoot!!
8 comments:
You know, I'm sensing a little anger here. Like you think I'm easily distra OOOOOO Emily Blunt is on Leno! Cool.
What were you saying? *checks phone*
Jay
Jayman: I have no anger; only love. It's brilliant minds like yours who choose not to strike out in anger, but rather, click their pens while waiting on me to quit coughing...or something.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
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Time to get your Ottoman on.
Hooray for Sundays! I won't break my fast until I've had my IWS. Er, that's not actually true because I get a little hypoglycemic but I'm totally there in spirit.
Jo: I picked up a case of hypoglycemia from a chick once. Praise the power of penicillin!! Cheers Jo!!
Matt-Man
Will there still be a pee break with Schmoop?
Don't go thinking you are special Matt, every time I've google-talked with Jay I've gotten that same click click click click
See you tomorrow morning!
Mike: I try not to pee on Sundays...It just doesn't seem right, but maybe I'll have too much sacramental wine and there will be. Cheers Mike!!
Dana: Are you telling me, that he click cheats on me? That hurts. Cheers and see ya there Dana!! Cheers!!
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