“Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravening wolves.”
--Matthew 7:15
“A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy.”
--Benjamin Disraeli
It is often said, that when attacking a political opponent, the most effective words to use against him or her are their own.
As former Sen. Rick Santorum, after his virtual tie with Mitt Romney, on a wing and several prayers, descends upon New Hampshire like the David who more or less defeated the Mormon Goliath, I have a few thoughts about him.
I don’t like Santorum. In fact…I looooathe him.
Santorum’s “near victory” speech after the Iowa Caucuses was very well-done…even, to a certain extent, poetic.
He eloquently wafted on about his immigrant parents and their Horatio Alger type successes. He waxed emotionally about the hard working, coal dust covered and ember ridden steel workers of the Monongahela River Valley.
He spoke of by-gone days of American exceptionalism in Western Pennsylvania. It was stirring.
He also spoke of freedom…of liberty…of opportunity…where each and every American has the right to go forth, and with all the freedoms that America offers to him or her, be all he or she wants to be.
And yet, in Santorum’s well-written and colorful version of freedom…there lie a few caveats, or perhaps in his case, dicta.
First and foremost being, there will be no abortions in this country.
The Almighty Santorum speaketh...
I don’t care if you were held against your will in this land of personal liberty, YOU WILL HAVE THAT BABY!!
Have all the freedoms you want, Mizz Probably Asking For It…AFTER you give birth to the Meth Head rapist’s zygote which comes to bear fruit in the form of a beautiful and bouncing baby boy.
Perhaps Mr. Meth Head should have worn a condom, but as you know, that is but an artificial semen dam to God’s righteousness so I wouldn’t have allowed that anyway.
Hey Bryce and Chandler!? Quit being gay, and don’t even think about getting married, because for eons, God has dictated that only man and woman can marry. He said that somewhere in the Bible or maybe I heard it from Bill Donahue.
Either way, remember…A cock in the ass, is worth two gay birds in Hell…or something.
And for all you Anti-Semites out there…I stand by Israel no matter what, and if you don’t, you are un-American.
Israel was put here by God and more importantly, by the United Nations in 1948. And while I will kick the UN out of New York before my term has expired, they at least did something right on the Jewish Question.
And in order to protect Israel and the Second Coming of Christ, which I do not fully understand, I will bomb Iran at the first signs of them building a nuclear reactor, or anything that resembles a corn silo like I saw while in Iowa.
Also…Under a Santorum Administration, Flag Burning, Bestiality, Amorous Hand-Shaking, Drinking, and giving YOUR money to black people in order to make them more comfortable will be prohibited.
Other than that, feel free to be yourselves.
Oh, one other thing…When I name Newt Gingrich my Consort-in-Chief, don’t laugh. He has a very thin skin, and he can go ballistic.
Somewhere, Benjamin Disraeli and Edmund Burke are crying...Not to mention fellow Catholic, Jack Kennedy...
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
email: neshobdude@yahoo.com
twitter: mattmaniws
--Matthew 7:15
“A Conservative Government is an organized hypocrisy.”
--Benjamin Disraeli
It is often said, that when attacking a political opponent, the most effective words to use against him or her are their own.
As former Sen. Rick Santorum, after his virtual tie with Mitt Romney, on a wing and several prayers, descends upon New Hampshire like the David who more or less defeated the Mormon Goliath, I have a few thoughts about him.
I don’t like Santorum. In fact…I looooathe him.
Santorum’s “near victory” speech after the Iowa Caucuses was very well-done…even, to a certain extent, poetic.
He eloquently wafted on about his immigrant parents and their Horatio Alger type successes. He waxed emotionally about the hard working, coal dust covered and ember ridden steel workers of the Monongahela River Valley.
He spoke of by-gone days of American exceptionalism in Western Pennsylvania. It was stirring.
He also spoke of freedom…of liberty…of opportunity…where each and every American has the right to go forth, and with all the freedoms that America offers to him or her, be all he or she wants to be.
And yet, in Santorum’s well-written and colorful version of freedom…there lie a few caveats, or perhaps in his case, dicta.
First and foremost being, there will be no abortions in this country.
The Almighty Santorum speaketh...
I don’t care if you were held against your will in this land of personal liberty, YOU WILL HAVE THAT BABY!!
Have all the freedoms you want, Mizz Probably Asking For It…AFTER you give birth to the Meth Head rapist’s zygote which comes to bear fruit in the form of a beautiful and bouncing baby boy.
Perhaps Mr. Meth Head should have worn a condom, but as you know, that is but an artificial semen dam to God’s righteousness so I wouldn’t have allowed that anyway.
Hey Bryce and Chandler!? Quit being gay, and don’t even think about getting married, because for eons, God has dictated that only man and woman can marry. He said that somewhere in the Bible or maybe I heard it from Bill Donahue.
Either way, remember…A cock in the ass, is worth two gay birds in Hell…or something.
And for all you Anti-Semites out there…I stand by Israel no matter what, and if you don’t, you are un-American.
Israel was put here by God and more importantly, by the United Nations in 1948. And while I will kick the UN out of New York before my term has expired, they at least did something right on the Jewish Question.
And in order to protect Israel and the Second Coming of Christ, which I do not fully understand, I will bomb Iran at the first signs of them building a nuclear reactor, or anything that resembles a corn silo like I saw while in Iowa.
Also…Under a Santorum Administration, Flag Burning, Bestiality, Amorous Hand-Shaking, Drinking, and giving YOUR money to black people in order to make them more comfortable will be prohibited.
Other than that, feel free to be yourselves.
Oh, one other thing…When I name Newt Gingrich my Consort-in-Chief, don’t laugh. He has a very thin skin, and he can go ballistic.
Somewhere, Benjamin Disraeli and Edmund Burke are crying...Not to mention fellow Catholic, Jack Kennedy...
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
email: neshobdude@yahoo.com
twitter: mattmaniws
7 comments:
Second most evil man in America. When he talks about "individual freedoms" he mean "only the personal freedoms the government allows you to have, which are very few, especially in the privacy of your own bedroom."
I believe what Matthew said.
Jayman: Amen Brutha. Rick not only wants to be President, he wants to be the lens through which God sees all and judges everyone.
Matt-Man
Pesos: I do too, Pesos, and there are many wolves lurking about. Cheers!!
Matt-Man
Jack: I know. I would miss my intimate cuddly time with our cat. Nothing like an afternoon between me, Corky, and some well placed milk. Cheers Jack!!
Matt-Man
Mike: I know what you mean Mike!! I am so damn confused. God my God, why have you foresaken us voters!? Cheers Mike!!
Matt-Man
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