The Back Alley Abortion Cafe is Ruined

Hola! As you have probably heard, Oklahoma State Senator Ralph “Pee-Wee” Shortey has introduced a bill that would BAN the use of aborted fetuses in food.  Now, you might be wondering if this was something that needs to be legislated against. Well, the answer is YES! In fact, his bill has ruined my dream of opening restaurants in Oklahoma City and Tulsa that specialize in Fetus Meat. Here’s the menu I had put together.

Welcome to the Back Alley Abortion Café!

Appetizers, Salads and Soups …

Fried Fetus Sticks w/ a Tangy Marinara Sauce

Bacon Wrapped Fetus Fingers w/ Ranch Dressing

Spicy Fetus Wings

Placenta Soup

Fetus Spring Rolls

Thick and Hearty Chunky Fetus Stew

Cajun Style Fetus and Shrimp Gumbo

Stem Cell Salad with Fetus Toes Sprinkled About

Caesar Salad w/ House Vinegar, Oil and Amniotic Fluid Dressing

Crunchy Parmesan Fetus Tenders w/ Dipping Sauces
(All White Meat)  

Lunch and Dinner …

Southwestern Style Smoked Fetus Wrap

French Dip Fetus Sandwich w/ Garlic Placenta Dipping Sauce

Grilled Fetus and Swiss Toasted Sandwich

Fetus Brains Tartare

Whole Rotisserie Fetus Slow Cooked Over Open Coals
(The crispy skin is our favorite!)

Giant Late Term Ground Fetus Burger

Hickory Smoked Fetus w/ Baked Potato

Blackened Cajun Style Fetus Served Over Wild Rice

Chicken Fried Fetus Covered in Country Gravy with a Side of Collard Greens

Classic Fetus Liver and Onions

Desserts …

Fetus Ice Cream w/ Chocolate Syrup

Fetus Brownie w/ Vanilla Ice Cream and Chocolate Syrup

Frosty Fetus Shake (Chocolate, Vanilla or Almond)

As you can see, this would have been a really big hit in downtown OKC! But, now they’ll have to travel out of state to enjoy my culinary creations. Once again, just like with explicit porn and high alcohol content beer, the good people of Oklahoma are being deprived of something great by the republicans anti-small business and job killing legislation.

Jayman
Email: Jayman3768@gmail.com
Twitter: @Jayman_IWS

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