The late, great George Carlin once said “I don’t have pet
peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay?” Well I tell ya what,
there are a number of people, places and things that I’ve just about fucking
had enough of. Now that Christmas and all that positive and happy shit is over,
I’m finally free to post a list of ‘em. Of course, this is just a partial list,
but it’s a good start.
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And, if you want to be all positive and happy and sentimental and all that stuff, you should totally listen to I’m With Stupid’s very special Christmas Day Show. That’s right kids, we went live on Christmas Day for our fans and friends. That’s just the thoughtful kind of guys we are.
We talked about Christmas itself, some of our happy Christmas memories, giving and receiving presents, spending time with family and just all the wonderful stuff that Christmas is all about. You should totally listen. If you don’t a GOP candidate for president might imply that you hate Jesus. You don’t want that to happen!
1. People who take it personally if I don’t like their
favorite music, movies, tv shows, sports teams, food etc. It’s okay for us to
not agree 100% of the fucking time.
2. The media telling me who to root for or who to like. I’ll
choose my own heroes and my own fantasy babes, thank you.
3. Zombies, vampires and other fucking freaks.
4. Republicans
5. Taylor Swift
6. People trying to force their religious beliefs on me.
7. People with a huge sense of entitlement.
8. People who call anyone who disagrees with them on
anything a “Nazi.”
9. The Chevy Volt.
10. Democrats
11. The grammar police
12. Burkina Faso – The whole fucking country.
13. Paula Deen, Guy Fieri, Melissa D’Arabian, Ina Garten,
Rachael Ray and the fucking Neely’s.
14. Libertarians
15. Rachel Maddow
16. Willful ignorance.
17. Blind partisanship
18. Tim Fucking Tebow
19. People who are always playing the victim.
20. Really good looking and popular people who claim that
they are “nerds.”
21. Hipsters
22. People who don’t answer emails
23. Passive-aggressive people
24. Jon Gruden and pretty much every everybody else on ESPN,
but especially Skip Bayless.
25. People who beg celebrities on Twitter to retweet them or
reply to them
26. People on twitter who retweet compliments they receive,
but don’t say thank you.
27. The BCS
28. Utah
29. Nanny Staters and do-gooder busybodies
30. Every time a story like “Number of homeless children at
highest level ever in US” comes out and people start arguing over which
political party is to blame instead of realizing we as a society are to blame.
Okay, I actually feel a little better now.
We talked about Christmas itself, some of our happy Christmas memories, giving and receiving presents, spending time with family and just all the wonderful stuff that Christmas is all about. You should totally listen. If you don’t a GOP candidate for president might imply that you hate Jesus. You don’t want that to happen!
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16 comments:
Good list...Why are all these "new, call themselves, authors" writing Vampire books? And I hope Gruden, Bayless, and Taylor Swift have an incredibly boring, yet loquacious three-way. Cheers Jayman!!
Matt-Man
I had to look up Burkina Faso. Having looked at that continent recently I should have picked up on that.
But you don't have to hate them.
"Average life expectancy at birth in 2004 was estimated at 52 for females and 50 for males."
They're all going to be dead soon anyway.
Oh and Burkina Faso's internet code is bf. I thought I'd better tell you that since you probably didn't know (23).
The list is missing 2 things that we need to keep away and have had enough of....
Donald Trump
Anyone with the name Kardashian
With the exception of Burkina Faso, which I was unaware of, I agree with this list 100%. You took my next post away from me. Damn you Jay!
Get out of my head! (OK, I'm going to have to google Burkina Faso but the rest is spot-on.)
Oh yeah, I'm with Margaret, Peggy or Peg, add the Kardashians and Trump to the list as well.
Matt: Zombies and vampires are the fad right now. People see it as a way of getting into the book writin' bidness.
Jay
Mike: We've provided Burkina Faso with a lot of free promotion over the last year. Not much back in return.
Jay
Mashary: Thanks for your most generous offer.
Jay
Margaret & Mystery Chick: I very seriously considered including Trump and the Kardashians, but I didn't want to give them any more publicity.
Jay
Guy Fieri? Really? I dig him...
31. The whole world.
I agree with nearly everything you said there. ._.
I guess we have a lot in common.
I also agree with everything you said, but then again, I pretty I'm nuts, so I'm totally not reliable;)
5, 6, 7, 11, 19, 20, 22, 25, and 26. I AGREE!!!!!!!
But I just kind of hate people sometimes.
Vinny: Can't. Stand. Him. Gets on my nerves so fast.
Pesos: Well, that about covers it.
DWei: We must!
Jay
Beth: Nothing wrong with being nuts at all.
Gnetch: People can be very difficult to put up with sometimes.
Jay
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